Want to know why I haven't updated in a while?

[midgetsuperstar]

Because Livejournal can suck it. So can Twitter. Twitter sucks. Who the fuck wants constant texts with updates from a bunch of uncreative shitheads? Oh, you just had lunch? Who the fuck cares, you cunt. Drop dead.

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[midgetsuperstar]

So will the moo flu, the next flu after the swine flu has run its course.

[mister_lance]

Now's your chance to step into Billy Mays' shoes.