Comments | midknightsaber: Canada Dry Chronicles

midknightsaber

Canada Dry Chronicles

Aug 27, 2006 22:57

Nobody in Topeka has any lemon-lime flavor Canada Dry. I ventured to all the stores in Topeka, and failed my mission. I'm thiiiiiiirrrrrrssssstttttyyyyyy. Fuck Topeka. *FROWNY FACE*

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MBI Top Ten Most Wanted List imafyrebyrd August 28 2006, 04:19:07 UTC

Please approach with caution. This Canada Dry has been known to explode with just a shake of it's temper. If you see it you should approach it with extreme caution. Also, it has been known to have studied under the Great Houdini and as such, can disappear before your very eyes.

If you see it, please notify the MBI at ImaFyrebyrd... Be careful MOnstie... be very careful!!

ibgerd August 28 2006, 16:24:10 UTC

Try the Pepsi Cola bottling Plant in North Topeka. Since it is a part of their product line they should be able to tell you where to buy it.This is the number to the plant in N. Topeka 232-9389.

Good Luck!

midnytespider August 28 2006, 16:34:57 UTC

It's like the Canada Dry-Burgler has been through. Get it? Like the Hamburgler? Robble?

I think it was YOUUUUUUUUUUUU imafyrebyrd August 28 2006, 19:35:54 UTC

I hear the sirens now... the Monstieville Police will get yew....... yew..... CanadaDry Thief!!!!! Yew!!!!!!!