Here comes the science...

[midknightwriter]

Here we have the concept of 'Beer Goggles' expressed mathematically.

"A formula rating of less than one means no effect. Between one and 50 the person you would normally find unattractive appears less "visually offensive". Non-appealing people become suddenly attractive between 51 and 100. At more than 100, someone not considered attractive looks

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[privare]

I stalk with the best of them.
Here's to actual kissing in future that isn't hilarious and awkward.

[midknightwriter]

OK, you found me. How'd you do it?

[privare]

You said you flisted valacosa. Zip bam boom.

[maes]

I shall need to remember that song when I depart from my current manager.

[smedgie]

SI Unit: The Helen.
Measurement Device: Eye of the Beholder.

Also, isn't the Helen on a scale as ridiculous as the Farad? I suppose that's why most people refer to it in millihelens, just as you most usually see things in microfarads.

...still no cure for cancer