More Berserk MtG cards

[hbi2k]

Didn't want to spam up the community too much with this stuff, so I waited until I had a bunch more to post.

Comments

[lady_voldything]

Oh god, the bad horse

[hbi2k]

He rides across the nation, the thoroughbred of sin,
He needs no invitation just to stick it in.
He lusts for penetration, so let the games begin:
A heinous crime, a show of force,
It's human-equine intercourse,
Bad horse, bad horse, bad horse, he's bad!
Apostles of the God Hand are watching so beware.
Don't let yourself be daunted by his evil glare!
Just do not ask to mount him, or he'll make you his mare...
You're saddled up, there's no recourse,
It's "Hi, ho human!"
-Signed, Bad Horse

...Yes, I was just that bored this afternoon. (-:

[hbi2k]

D'oh! Probably should've put an LJ-cut in there for people who don't care. Is there a way to edit community posts after they're posted?

Sorry about that, everybody.

[militarypenguin]

Click on the

[hbi2k]

Oh, right. Duh. (-: Thanks.

[erin_c_1978]

I'm at work, so Tsundere, Incest is Best? and Bad Horse (as the other person said, OMG) had me working very hard to keep from laughing out loud. Well done!

[knarpulous]

XD Awesome! Bad Horse!

[twyla_hime]

So you're continuing with the fun cards! I like the silly ones the best! And yes, Caska is a Legendary Tsundere to rival all others...;)