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[midnight_faery]

I just saw something big and black and anonymous go scurrying across my room out of the corner of my eye. I don't know what it was...but I can't find it. And now I'm freaking out.

It's probably going to crawl all over me at night and camp out on my chest, staring at me while sleep.

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[aeon_cicatrix]

I heard that tarantulas love the titties. Fair warning.

[midnight_faery]

Um...you love the titties, too. So I should be considered doubly warned.

And...don't tarantulas have like...several eyes? Like...more than two? So...that's a lot of staring. I can't wait.

[under_heaven]

I held a tarantula once. It was hairy.

[midnight_faery]

Um...gross.