It's FAIRY DAY!

My brother eats popsicles with out taking them out of the wrapper first.

I had a dream the other night that I went to Applebee's with Paris Hilton. And we ordered olives and lemonade.

And then I fought zombies that took on the physical shape of the last living thing they touched.

All in a day's work, I guess.

I made the most hilarious typo. It made me laugh.

Chitty Chitty Gang BangHehehehe. Oh boy. Okay, so it' ( Read more... )

So Mario Lopez...Slater, from Saved By the Bell and Dave Coulier...Uncle Joey, from Full House...are totally coming to my college.

I'm just getting such a kick out of that. I have no idea why. It's like...90's sitcoms at their best all on one campus.

And I can get tickets to go see Wicked. So I think I'm definitely going to.

And what I've ( Read more... )

My mother told me today that I'm an unapproachable person.

So I asked her why, of course.

"Because there's just something about your aura...something wrong with it."

"Um...okay. And what would that be?"

"It's crabby."

Excellent.

I'm going to fucking kill my father. I'm not even kidding. OH. MY. GOD.

I'm going to cry.

If I have to put up with ANY of this shit for much longer, I'm going to snap. I swear to fucking God.

Your inability to CARE
fascinates me to no end.
How can you be so cold?
And why am I so PHASED?
Why does none of your APATHY
rub off on me?This damn ( Read more... )

I bought a thingy of hand lotion at Bath & Body Works today. And I've never heard of the scent before, so it must be new or seasonal or something...it's brown sugar and fig...and it smells deliciousI think I might actually eat it ( Read more... )

I saw the movie Crash today. And it was incredible.

I used some Runes today...or had my Runes done...or however it is said. And it was basically depressing because it was a bundle of contradictions ( Read more... )

And I'm back to this again.

Fantastic.