Mass Effect: The Abridged Version

[midnight_hawk]

I was going to review it, but that would mean I had to take it seriously. So I decided I would rather mock it in all of its spectacular mediocrity (I don't even hate the game, there's a lot of ideas I like, what sucks is the execution and complete lack of depth, neither of which has any excuse in a game that took four years to make

Comments

[lana_revan_star]

I loved Mass Effect but I have to admit, this is great.

[midnight_hawk]

Thanks! Some of it is affectionate parody, some of it... not so much.

[deej_pete]

Great job, Mid. Spectacular mediocrity mocked to perfection ^^

[athenaprime]

I will cry big fat puppy tears if you do not finish this. My guinea pigs will drown and it will be ON YOUR HEAD...

Also, thanx for the hedzup to the avatar_capslock comm. I has many lulz.

[midnight_hawk]

I've already got a lot more than I've put up here, but I haven't actually finished the game yet (I know, cardinal sin to write fic before I've done with it).

[midnight_hawk]

Because that would require effort on Bioware's part and/or people who aren't the main character aren't allowed love interests?