Somehow, I managed to spend a lot of time with someone who hadn't ever heard of Guns n Roses. Something I didn't realise until about an hour ago. Craig, I am both shocked and horrified.
Me: I got my guns n roses ticket! i am going to marry axl. yes.
Craig: who's axl?
craigix 20/07/02 00:32 never heard of him
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:32 he is the lead singer for guns n roses. you have
heard of them. surely.
craigix 20/07/02 00:33 .... maybe from you
craigix 20/07/02 00:33 are they like some niche thing?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:33 dude, no! they were the biggest rock band of the
late 80s.
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:33 surely you are winding me up
craigix 20/07/02 00:34 def leppard, queen, u2
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:35 i am refusing to accept you have not heard
anything by guns n roses. they were HUGE.
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:36 paradise city? mr brownstone? knocking on
heavens door? sweet child o mine?
all 80s classics.
craigix 20/07/02 00:36 no, if they were, i'd have heard them, at least on some 80s compilation
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:36 Impossible. this is impossible.
craigix 20/07/02 00:37 moon, they are not as famous as you think, they
are not iron maiden
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:37 NO, they are BIGGER than Maiden ever were.
craigix 20/07/02 00:40 sure. when were they last in the charts?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:40 lol, it's true! you must be having me on. must
be.
craigix 20/07/02 00:40 maiden were a few weeks ago. even def leppard were a year or 2 ago
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:40 yes, GnR split up! that's why! in a big media
blitz, in 93. surely you remember slash.
craigix 20/07/02 00:40 how are you going to see them then?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:41 because they've reformed.
craigix 20/07/02 00:41 a sure sign they are finished then lol. where are they playing? a pub?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:41 november rain. surely you ahve heard that. it was no1. They are headlining leeds festival!
craigix 20/07/02 00:42 i've not.
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:42 you are taking the piss.
craigix 20/07/02 00:42 i'm not
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:42 if i send you an mp3, please accept it.
craigix 20/07/02 00:42 if they were they would be on one of my 80s cds
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:42 they probably are! this song was no1 too.
craigix 20/07/02 00:43 bigger than def leppard?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:43 much much bigger. they have performed with queen :/
*bangs head off desk*
craigix 20/07/02 00:44 there is surely no way they were bigger than
queen
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:44 no, not biggeer than queen, but just as well
known, i bet!
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:45 have you heeard of skid row?
craigix 20/07/02 00:45 do you know how big def leppard were?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:45 YES! yes i do
craigix 20/07/02 00:45 skid row... sort of...
craigix 20/07/02 00:46 i've heard of axel foley, from the films
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:47 i am seriously unnerved by this
craigix 20/07/02 00:47 dunno
craigix 20/07/02 00:47 will check the song
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:48 this is one of the best known guitar riffs in the
world. also, there have been lots of axl rose
impersonators on stars in their eyes.
craigix 20/07/02 00:49 i dunno. i think i'd know of them if they were. i've never seen them mentioned on tv
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:50 i can't believe you don't know of them dude. they had slash on smtv live a while ago! and they were even on teh *news* last year. because they arranged a european tour and cancelled it.
i might go hit my head off a brick wall if you've not heard this song before. it was on teh radio *constantly*. constantly. and no1 for a while.
craigix 20/07/02 00:52 i remember the one from armageddon, was it that?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:52 hmm, coulda been. was that 'oh my god'? they
did the theme from terminator 2, as well. 'you
could be miiiiiine' etc.
craigix 20/07/02 00:52 i'll listen to it when i've finished listening to
this live def concert
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:52 nooo! now now now, pleeeease
craigix 20/07/02 00:53 oh i vaguely remember that terminator one, arnie
was in the video, it was shit
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:53 lol, well, that was them. it was a weak song
from them, tho.
craigix 20/07/02 00:54 i have never heard this song before
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:54 ARGH, simply not possible.
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:55 i am seriously confused. maybe you had a gnr
filteer installed somewhere along the way.
craigix 20/07/02 00:55 moon this song isn't even GOOD
craigix 20/07/02 00:55 this is why no one has heard of them
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:55 YOU CANNOT BE SSAYING THIS TO ME
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:56 *boggle* you have simiply stunned me into
silence. it is a classic song :(
craigix 20/07/02 00:56 to you maybe
craigix 20/07/02 00:57 because your a fan
craigix 20/07/02 00:57 are they american?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:57 yes, they're american. even non fans have heard
of them though :( :(
craigix 20/07/02 00:57 maybe they are bigger in america
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:58 no, they are massive over here. a fter 8 years
away, they sold out every single ticket for all
their english gigs. and i am updating my diary
about this.
craigix 20/07/02 00:58 yeah but gigs in pubs and shit. i could sell all m tickets if i was playing a pub and city halls and shit
Midnightmo 20/07/02 00:59 NO, gigs in arenas. wembley stadium they've sold
out over and over again. many many times.
craigix 20/07/02 01:00 let me get this straight... your saying they have
sold out wembely stadium, isn't it fucking
DEMOLISHED?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:00 YES, it is NOW. this was when they were big.
now they have sold out manchester arenas and
london docklands and stuff. all the big arenas
that are left.
craigix 20/07/02 01:00 newcastle?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:01 yes, they've played newcastle and sold out on
several occasions >_<
craigix 20/07/02 01:01 the city hall?
craigix 20/07/02 01:02 more people could fit in my back garden
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:03 no, gateshead stadium and the arena
craigix 20/07/02 01:04 oh the arena. right. sure.
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:04 LOL, I refuse to accept this. Yes they have,
over and over again, probably. I have TSHIRTS
with the dates on the back.
craigix 20/07/02 01:05 sure they did
craigix 20/07/02 01:05 sure they did Joanna
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:05 *sob* they did! why won't you believe me? ;)
craigix 20/07/02 01:05 and maybe one day, they really will
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:06 this must be the biggest wind up in centuries.
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:07 admit to me that you are mocking me!
craigix 20/07/02 01:07 a basket ball stadium maybe
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:08 lol, no no no and no. my god, i am simply
stunned.
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:08 we must change subject before i implode.
craigix 20/07/02 01:09 right, and this is why i've never heard of a
single song by them, ever
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:10 dude. you must have been living in a cave not to
have heard of them. seriously. fucksake, axl
once set metallica on fire. he was one of the
greatest front men ever. still is, in fact.
craigix 20/07/02 01:10 he set who on fire? explain
craigix 20/07/02 01:11 are they bigger than elton john?
Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:12 no, not bigger than elton john. he set the
metallica singer on fire, when they were on tour
together.
here, read this:
http://jackfeeny.tripod.com/gnr.htm Midnightmo 20/07/02 01:20 i am going to post this conversation to my diary.
as it has shocked me more than possibly anything
you've toldme since we've known each other ;)
craigix 20/07/02 01:25 they sound shit, one of their albums was just
covers. one hit wonders i'd say, in the uk anyway
*hits head off brick wall*