1. Pont has a tendency to slap. 2. I’ve never really thought about it. Sublime’s “Caress Me Down” seems oddly appropriate. 3. Lime. 4. How. To. Deal. You fucker. 5. My memory, she ain’t too good. But I distinctly recall you leaping into my arms. When in the timeline that was, I couldn’t rightly say. But it got me all hot and bothered. 6. A Tasmanian devil. They look so cute and cuddly, but they’ll tear your face off - just like Pont. 7. Why are you so fucked up? There just has to be a reason.
1. Jenn likes Fight Club. I wouldn’t have expected that. (When the class of ’06 showed up and we all started mingling, I had to introduce ‘em to the whole concept of Fight Club. My book made the rounds.) 2. Breaking Benjamin’s “Sooner or Later”. 3. Grape. 4. It’s nothing I can say. Just picture me about 3 inches behind you, my face contorted in some sort of snarl. Priceless. 5. My clearest memory of you is watching you jump about 3 feet into the air as you turned to leave Dvorak’s room… 6. A mama bear with her cub comes to mind. Normally, you’re pretty benign and even a little skittish. But fuck with something important to you, and I don’t even want to be near that shit when it goes down. 7. Where exactly did you get the impression that I am at all sweet or cuddly?
1. For some strange reason, Bill has absolutely no self-esteem. 2. Brand New - Sic Transit Gloria 3. Wild Strawberry. 4. I’ve always wanted to get in your pants. Now I have. Will explain later. 5. “Peter?” “*sigh* …No, Bill.” You looked so happy to have a visitor, and then so disappointed that I was looking for your roommate. Shit, that was in the first fucking week of our first year here? I’ve been disappointing you like that ever since, huh? Heh… 6. A gorilla. One of those aggressive gorillas during mating season that you want to observe and be around, but you’re terrified that it will notice that you’re there and decide it doesn’t like you and then it’s just going to beat the crap out of you. Or force you to go down on it. 7. Are you really as badass as your stories make you out to be?
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2. I’ve never really thought about it. Sublime’s “Caress Me Down” seems oddly appropriate.
3. Lime.
4. How. To. Deal. You fucker.
5. My memory, she ain’t too good. But I distinctly recall you leaping into my arms. When in the timeline that was, I couldn’t rightly say. But it got me all hot and bothered.
6. A Tasmanian devil. They look so cute and cuddly, but they’ll tear your face off - just like Pont.
7. Why are you so fucked up? There just has to be a reason.
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2. Breaking Benjamin’s “Sooner or Later”.
3. Grape.
4. It’s nothing I can say. Just picture me about 3 inches behind you, my face contorted in some sort of snarl. Priceless.
5. My clearest memory of you is watching you jump about 3 feet into the air as you turned to leave Dvorak’s room…
6. A mama bear with her cub comes to mind. Normally, you’re pretty benign and even a little skittish. But fuck with something important to you, and I don’t even want to be near that shit when it goes down.
7. Where exactly did you get the impression that I am at all sweet or cuddly?
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2. Brand New - Sic Transit Gloria
3. Wild Strawberry.
4. I’ve always wanted to get in your pants. Now I have. Will explain later.
5. “Peter?” “*sigh* …No, Bill.” You looked so happy to have a visitor, and then so disappointed that I was looking for your roommate. Shit, that was in the first fucking week of our first year here? I’ve been disappointing you like that ever since, huh? Heh…
6. A gorilla. One of those aggressive gorillas during mating season that you want to observe and be around, but you’re terrified that it will notice that you’re there and decide it doesn’t like you and then it’s just going to beat the crap out of you. Or force you to go down on it.
7. Are you really as badass as your stories make you out to be?
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