In honor of my bordem, and the next Bleach episode I need still downloading, Some random quotes I have collected.
"embrace your inner nerd. Life is far too short to be cool"
"Our greatest glory is not
in never falling, but in rising everytime we
fall" by Confucius
"Reality bites with a variety of sizes of teeth"(-Tony Follari)
'2 simple questions: how important must you be to be assinated? And if everyone is important to someone, then isnt everybody assinated?'-me
'if it werent for the last minute, nothing would get done.'
"Are you aware that the entire west wing and Astronomer's Tower are burning?"
"I thought they'd killed you. I lost my temper."
"Magelet, that is the greatest understatement I have heard in my life."
-Numair and Daine, Emperor Mage
"I love you. If you get yourself killed, I will never forgive you."
-Numair to Daine, The Realms of the Gods
"Ford?"
"Yes, Arthur?"
"I think I'm a sofa."
-Arthur and Ford, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"Censorship is telling a man he can't have steak just because a baby can't chew it." -Mark Twain
"someone who thinks logically is a nice contrast to the real world"
"Suicide is the most severe form of self critisim"
"A friend in need, is a pest, indeed"
"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies."
"Opportunity always knocks at the least opportune time"
"some days you're the dog, other days you're the hydrant."
"High explosives are applicable where truth and logic fail."
"Those who think least are laughed at the most. That might explain those giggles behind your back."
"when everything comes your way, you are probably in the wrong lane"
"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people."
"All true wisdom is found on t-shirts"
"As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing."
"ERROR: keyboard not attached. press F1 to continue."
"A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wits, and add drama to an otherwise dull day!" ~Calvin
"Sometimes, things have to fall apart in order for you to realize how to put them back together."
"When you're down, I may not be able to pick you back up, but i promise I'll be willing to lay right next to you."
"I wish to be a superhero. That way I could take away the pain felt by others."
Chris: You four-eyed pile of shit!
Teddy: A pile of shit has a thousand eyes. -Stand By Me
A side note, about 95% of these were stolen. Sorry if your's is on here without permission.