Lets see how the day is going today...cough ( Read more... )

My subject is a hardcore lie. Anyhoo-lets see here. SO much stuff to talk about. Okay, so yeah. Last night I was kinda depressed. So, I was driving around listening to depressing music (How's It Gonna Be - Third Eye Blind & Don't Tell Me - Avril Lavigne) and realized that I am a very lonely person. One of my greatest friends is gone (my Josh) and ( Read more... )

Kind of a gross subject, but hey, it makes me laugh. Okay, so yeah, Katie, you already know the whole story ( Read more... )

OK, so my title is a lie! okay, well I guess that "lie" in an understatement. So here is how shit has been going down since last time I posted ( Read more... )

Yeah so, you all know my fetish now....kinda hot, huh? Anywho, so yeah. I took a test on Wednesday, and I got a BIG FATTY C! HELL YEAH, THAT IS WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT BITCHES. I am way freaking pumped about that one ( Read more... )

Uncorrupted
You are 82% pure


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You scored as Suffocated. Your cause of death will be suffocation. Be careful and chew before you swallow!

Suffocated
73%
Bomb
67%
Posion
60%
Gunshot
60%
Suicide
60%
Natural Causes
53%
Disappear
33%
Drowning
33%
Accident
27%
Stabbed
13%
Disease
0%
Cut Throat
0%
Eaten
0%
How Will You Die??
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Genius Fucker
You scored 25 relevance and 26 creativity!

You are a connoiseur of bad language. Congratulations, Fuckball! Not only do you swear when appropriate (and inappropriate), you are colorful with your cocksucking concoctions. Bravo! Now go out there and continue to make the world your bitch by peppering those stuckup motherfuckers with ( Read more... )