long quiz,but I'm actually proud of it and I think some of the answers are funny this time. Read it!
Dream within a dreamRank these from one to three: Love, looks, money:in that order: love, looks, money What do you love most about life?:the priceless moments I spend with the people I'm close to What have you accomplished today?:absolutely nothing...a shame considering finals start tomorrow Do you have a/any pet(s)? If so, what kind?:two cats and a dog Are you religious or scientific?:I am... a bit of both What's your favorite quote?:"If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there" What's your ultimate theme song and why?:right now its "Lover I Don't Have to Love" by Bright Eyes because it relates to my problem with emotion and desire for action Hate to love, or love to hate?:love to love and hate to hate.....ha! I just owned your ass How do you vent your anger?:I generally don't...so it bottles up...and when I do finally explode...it's never much fun Sinner or saint?:sinner Were you being honest?:indeed I was Best defense mechanism?:stomp on their face? Do you pout?:not really...I don't have a cute pouty face so it's useless What's the worst lie you've gotten away with?:"mom, I'm spending the night at Aj's tonight" Have you ever ditched school?:no, I'm a lameass Name an eccentric feature about yourself::I'm obsessive compulsive....I am extremely expressive...yeah, I don't know Do you still listen to pop music?:maybe on the radio, but not generally Are you ashamed of who you are? (If so, you shouldn't be):only sometimes Your legitimate reasoning behind question 18:Do you smile often? Why?:I do....and I dunno....but I smile a lot. People tell me so all the time. I don't even really notice. Would you classify yourself as being a homo sapien?:yes, I am human Do you use reverse psychology as a:as a toothbrush? HOLY FUCK CAKES how did you know? What is your opinion towards Public Display of Affection?:I don't mind it. Do you play by the rules, bend the rules, or simply macerate them?:depends on the situation. I did, however, play, bend, and macerate your mother last night. If you were to become president right at this moment, what would you do?:push all the big, red buttons in the Pentagon. :D Are you independent or dependent?:I do what I want! lol...I'm a mix of both. If you were to be in a band right now, what would your band name?:either Endoplasmic Reticulum (thanks Bio II) or Questionable Potatoes...or Cut Up the Y -Axis What would you place in a timecapsule right now?:Ashlee Simpson , Hillary Duff, and Lindsay Lohann so people of the future know the catalyst to false, shitty music Be honest: how do you feel about me?:I don't know you, you little wretch Do you know html?:html....hot tea melts lizards? hahah...just kidding... but I know very little of it How spontaneous are you?:depends on how hyper I am...sometimes too spontaneous for anyone's good Are you a daredevil?:same answer as aboveizzle Have you ever been in a life-or-death situation? If so, describe::well, one time, I....no, not really. Well, I almost choked to death on a Dorito when I was younger. What's your worst habit?:My habit of chasing away boys when they like me because I'm scared of commitment. Yeah, I might need to work on that one... Name something horrible you've done because of boredom::uh....I don't know.... Name something(s) you are addicted to::eyeliner. Where do babies come from?:bend over and I'll show you Where the **** did you come from?:bend your mom over and I'll show you What's the worst type of substance you've inhaled?:bend over and I'll show you If you had to choose, what type of element would you be and why?:fire because it is ....I don't know....fiery? Constract a chemical formula based on your persona::I can't do that because I cannot create subscripts with letters in this space, you asshole What gives you an adrenaline rush?:a hot guy that knows how to handle me.... What's your favorite type of weapon?:eye makeup Would you consider yourself dangerous?:if eye make up is dangerous, then I, officer, am an assassin Would you consider yourself benevolent?:I consider myself to be courtney and that's okay What's your idea of heaven?:love Have you been morally scarred? If so, how?:I don't think so....I think morals are personal and shouldn't be standardized within society Do opinions of others matter to you? Why?:it depends who the "others" are...and what it's about Have you ever been guilty of headbanging to the sound of silence?:no......that is just silly Insert your favorite poem/lyrics here::yeah right. Like I could pick from all the poems and songs I like on such short notice? Ass hat. Do you prefer staying in or going out?:going out with friends and then staying in afterwards. What do you normally do on Saturday nights?:lately, I've worked my mcfabulous job on saturday mcnights Which is more tragic: Losing a true love, or never falling in love?:never falling in love Have you ever pretended not to care for fear of rejection?:sure have...or I tihnk I have What's the last thing you would say to me?:I DO NOT KNOW YOU. How many words are photos worth to you?:....eight? I don't know, what kind of crap question is that? Name ONE item that's priceless to you:my journals Do you think that it's possible to die of love?:yes....love has always given me the worst indigestion....I can't imagine what it will do once I'm older Have you ever been a victim of jealousy?:no, I am not human and have never felt jealousy. Of course I HAVE!!!!!!!!! Name one thing you're most curious about::the mechanics of love and lust...and chemicals If you could invent something, what would it be and why?:I would invent a computer because then I'd be rich and you'd all want to bend me over Favorite method of transportation::speed boat...actually, that's a lie....car would take the cake... Do you feel enclosed?:in what? In my house? The door does happen to be closed... Who do you go to for comfort?:that's not your business.... How do you feel about profanity?:FUCK YES! (cliche response) What are your thoughts on violence?:sometimes necessary, sometimes hilarious, sometimes just ass hatty Do you have a hidden agenda? If so, what is it?:I don't know...I've hid it so well that I can't remember where I put the bastard! What is our best strategy when it comes to combat?:combat rhymes with wombat Have you ever stabbed anyone's back? If so, how?:It was Mrs. White with the candlestick in the library! Name a:.....wombat? Fred. Who has the biggest influence upon you?:my father? I think so. Are you friends with everyone in your clique?:we don't have cliques. We have disorganized circles of people. How would you describe your clique?:cliquey Are you a player?:I really like Monopoly If you were the opposite sex of what you are now, would you be a player?:yes...and I would still like boys Do you like bad boys/girls?:for some reason, yes....though they're usually good people with bad habits Would you consider yourself a bad boy/girl?:no. I'm a lameass Define the term:blank? Blank: a void of your stupidity and lack of wordzzz Name the best trait of the one you love::intensity Do you ever question your beliefs?:yes. What's your favorite cartoon?:I don't really watch cartoons anymore, sadly. Are you guilty of reckless driving?:only when tired or impatient Have you ever done anything morally sinful?:indeed I have. many times Have you ever commited an atrocious act?:probably, but it all depends on what YOU find atrocious Are you afraid of commitment?:hell yes I am Have you ever hit anything alive while driving?:no, or I don't think I have Have you ever eaten anything grotesque? If so, what?:umm....black licorice Have you ever driven past 90 mph?:maybe...but maybe not. I'm a lameass, remember? Do you prefer being cold or hot?:I like mild temperatures. MILD. Are you guilty of collecting anything strange, such as Sharpies?:I collect....memories.... Name your favorite type of gun::pistol What do you normally do to get what you want?:sit down and hope it comes to me Are you a punk rocker or a preppy sinker?:I am Courtney, hear me roar What would you want/not want for Christmas?:I wouldn't want chlamydia Take the derivative of your age & multiply it by avogadro's number::double yoo tee ef???? Take this survey | Find more surveys
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