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People make me go CRAAAZY.
My Mobile phone rings ( Read more... ) -
Rozan Kobal , size of a chaffinch!
It's a wee bit to hot right now. Soon my weather machine will be ready. The day before the day after tomorrow will soon be here ( Read more... ) -
Maybe it was a mating ritual?
I love Plymouth. It's quirky. It doesn't quite have that mystic, timeless feel of places in Cornwall, but it hasn't quite caught up with the rest of the UK. I believe it's something to do with Devon ( Read more... ) -
You don't see that every day..
Drunk emo england football fans. From a local pub. Full of people who spell thursday with an F.
Now they have something to really cry about, I guess. -
The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
I have a DS Lite! Metallic black and ever so sexy. Anniversary presents do rock muchly. Also, mini games in Mario 64 ds are super addictive ( Read more... ) -
*Twitch*
All is going well ( Read more... ) -
Moo, You Bloody Choir!
Oh, this is bad, this is really bad. You work and you slave and you steal just enough for a sweet lick at that shiny brass ring. Don't I get a lick? Doesn't Ed get a lick!?
Ahhh, lurgey jim, I've got lurgy..five lurgy ..never seen so much lurgy..get it of! -
I can see cleary now..Its a sperm whale in the sky!
Dr Smart: Yes, we believe sperm whales flew in the sky billions of years ago.
Average Jo: Erm, what? As in huge fuck off sperm whales with little flapping fins?
Dr Smart: Yes, that is correct. They flew in the sky 24/7 and even had babies in the sky.
Average Jo: How strong were the fucking winds for whales to be able to glide? Or fucking breed for ( Read more... )