Proof of My Insanity
I have a "friend," if you can really call him that, and I believe that he deserves his own post.
This guy is a conservative religious (VERY religious) person. He is obsessed with weird music from bands that I have never heard of. And he insists that all other music is horrible, and this includes Adam/Kris, by the way... He is incredibly mean to everyone, going so far as to call one of my friends "fat." That in itself is bad, but she does weigh a bit more then average, is very self conscious, and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. To top it all off, he has a girlfriend!
Why anyone in their right mind would EVER go out with him, I have no idea. So supposedly they are in ~love and they enjoy making out in front of mine and my other friends' lockers. He is not good looking in the slightest, and to see him and Caitlin (I'm just going to say her name, she doesn't go here anyway) doing that in front of me is mentally scarring in the least. The sad thing is that Caitlin is my friend too, so I can't say anything. And she always talks about him. Its rather disgusting.
Anyway, yesterday, Billy (for that is his name) was telling my other friend, Kim (too lazy to make links) that women should not be allowed to vote. His reason? When they passed the law that women could vote, the next year the economy went down! Obviously connected! And of course, Kim is extremely feminist, and told him he was being a douche. He was surprised at that, I think.
Billy and Caitlin's relationship is abusive in the extreme. He is always doing incredibly stupid things, and then saying that "it wasn't my fault" or "You misheard me" or "it was taken out of context." After we are done being angry at him, he goes and tells us that WE need to apologize for whatever he did. It is always the same, and he always insists it wasn't his fault. ALL of my friends want them to break up, except (of course) themselves. I expect that when they break up we are all going to celebrate and have a party or something. Yay.
Lets have an example of something he has done. My one friend, Dev (the Kris hater) has a crush on some guy in her band. Billy knew of this. Dev told him not to tell, and that if he did, she would tell Kim's crush that Kim liked him. I have no idea why Kim was in this in the first place, but whatever. Anyway, Billy told the guy. Dev never did carry out the threat, but she was understandably upset. Caitlin took Billy's side, saying Dev was being a drama queen, and that we shouldn't pay attention to it. Billy told us it was an "accident." Something really stupid like he was sitting behind the guy and whispered "she likes you," to his back. Yeah right.
Anyway, that's my rather long monologue about my friend. Which is where the title of my whole post comes in. Because I call him my friend, I am officially insane. Did I use to many names in that, by the way? Oh well.
In other news, I really want a good icon. You know, something I can be ~known as. I like this one okay, but I want one really unique. And I have a concert tonight that I really don't want to go to.
This guy is a conservative religious (VERY religious) person. He is obsessed with weird music from bands that I have never heard of. And he insists that all other music is horrible, and this includes Adam/Kris, by the way... He is incredibly mean to everyone, going so far as to call one of my friends "fat." That in itself is bad, but she does weigh a bit more then average, is very self conscious, and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. To top it all off, he has a girlfriend!
Why anyone in their right mind would EVER go out with him, I have no idea. So supposedly they are in ~love and they enjoy making out in front of mine and my other friends' lockers. He is not good looking in the slightest, and to see him and Caitlin (I'm just going to say her name, she doesn't go here anyway) doing that in front of me is mentally scarring in the least. The sad thing is that Caitlin is my friend too, so I can't say anything. And she always talks about him. Its rather disgusting.
Anyway, yesterday, Billy (for that is his name) was telling my other friend, Kim (too lazy to make links) that women should not be allowed to vote. His reason? When they passed the law that women could vote, the next year the economy went down! Obviously connected! And of course, Kim is extremely feminist, and told him he was being a douche. He was surprised at that, I think.
Billy and Caitlin's relationship is abusive in the extreme. He is always doing incredibly stupid things, and then saying that "it wasn't my fault" or "You misheard me" or "it was taken out of context." After we are done being angry at him, he goes and tells us that WE need to apologize for whatever he did. It is always the same, and he always insists it wasn't his fault. ALL of my friends want them to break up, except (of course) themselves. I expect that when they break up we are all going to celebrate and have a party or something. Yay.
Lets have an example of something he has done. My one friend, Dev (the Kris hater) has a crush on some guy in her band. Billy knew of this. Dev told him not to tell, and that if he did, she would tell Kim's crush that Kim liked him. I have no idea why Kim was in this in the first place, but whatever. Anyway, Billy told the guy. Dev never did carry out the threat, but she was understandably upset. Caitlin took Billy's side, saying Dev was being a drama queen, and that we shouldn't pay attention to it. Billy told us it was an "accident." Something really stupid like he was sitting behind the guy and whispered "she likes you," to his back. Yeah right.
Anyway, that's my rather long monologue about my friend. Which is where the title of my whole post comes in. Because I call him my friend, I am officially insane. Did I use to many names in that, by the way? Oh well.
In other news, I really want a good icon. You know, something I can be ~known as. I like this one okay, but I want one really unique. And I have a concert tonight that I really don't want to go to.