In the words of tracy morgan.

"Bitch may be the new black, but black is the new president bitch".

The entire city is drunk and riot prone.
So I'm really intrigued to see how everyone will react to the world's largest pinata. It's a 6 story tall donkey, and it's filled with candy, hopefully peanut chews.

This weekend is going to be completely fucking insane!

"What do you miss most about the world ( Read more... )

I have the day off, which is good because I ran out of clean clothes...now I can do laundry. The family I work for celebrate the jewish high holiday's, it's pretty rad cus I get more days off than ever before. I've never worked a job where I get holiday's off paid before ( Read more... )

There has been all this stuff on the news about paul newman since he died, the stations keep using this quote about why he felt his marriage lasted. He said it was the "correct parts lust and respect". I love it! I don't know about anyone else but I want someone to lustily respect me and respectfully lust for me ( Read more... )

The world is an oyster, locked in a shell ( Read more... )

So a guy got attacked on the subway. A man got on with his kid, told the little boy to go sit down. He then took a hammer out of his bag and began beating a guy who had fallen asleep. He beat him with a fucking hammer and then dragged him off and tried to throw him on the tracks ( Read more... )

McCain you asshole!
I still don't think you have any hope in hell of winning.
Then again I didn't think a certain Mr.Bush had any chance last election, and we all know how that turned out. I was shocked to tears (only a few), if McCain wins in November, I just may sob.

So today when I rode to work it was about 65 out! Now it's warmed up to like 80 but it's still beautiful. When I was little, I use to love when it got cool in Florida. I use to love laying out on the warm slab of concrete when it was chilly out ( Read more... )

Goodness, who can guess what bands lyrics these are?

I wanna be your shirt, so I can hug you while you work.
I wanna be your wife so you can beat me every night.

The singer's a dude and the beat me line made me think, he wants her to give him hand jobs every night. Maybe I'm just filthy though.

Oh and they cover a really good psychedelic furs