DAMN IT!

[midnightsurface]

GAH! I HURT MY NECK D:

I can't turn to the right without it hurting like a rice bowl on my neck while Noir's foot is in it.

IT HURTS D:

DIANE WHAT DO I DO? I have a feeling saltines and water won't fix this

=(

Comments

[iamnotvoldemort]

No, saltines and water will not.

Get a neck massage. :P In the meantime, put some uncooked rice in a sock and nuke it until the rice is warm and put it on your neck. Heat pack!

[_snookums]

LET ME KARATE CHOP YOUR NECK TO GET IT BACK TO NORMAL! EITHER SIDE WORKS!

YOU CHOOSE: THE SIDE THAT HURTS, YOU KNOW FIGHT PAIN WITH PAIN OR THE SIDE THAT DOESN'T HURT! And why am I typing in caps? D: Anyway, to like shock the hurt side into betterness! D:

...that all made so much more sense in my head, it really did.

[midnightsurface]

LOL My mom actually Karate Chopped me earlier today. She was like "I'll fix it!"

*karate chops*

I was like WTF WOMAN D: It hurt. Crazy woman trying to kill me.

I'm sure it makes sense to someone out there somehow.

[_snookums]

SEE, your mom and I think alike. Great minds do think alike! 8D

Did she karate chop the other side? :O

[fakelunacy]

XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

How did you hurt your neck? Lifting things?

My mom hurt/strained her butt one time lifting/moving things around, haha.

COME BACK NAO. >O

[midnightsurface]

I have no clue how I hurt it! I just got up from my chair and next thing I know I couldn't move my neck.

Good stuff eh?

How do you strain your butt? XD

[fakelunacy]

I durnooooo, I think she was using her butt instead of using your legs like you're supposed to when moving things around or whatever. XD

[pshhaileen]

if you fly to new zealand with your riches i will shoot laser beams out of my eyes and it'll be better :D
get well :(

[midnightsurface]

lol wtf? Laser beams? XD

I will be better!