Comments | midnighttoken: joke

midnighttoken

joke

Jan 21, 2005 11:40

CNN is reporting that Lance Armstrong may be stripped of his Tour de France title. In a random check, 3 substances banned by the French were found in Armstrongs hotel room. They were:
(1) Toothpaste
(2) Deodorant
(3) Soap
French officials also found a number of other items which they had never seen before, including a testicle and a backbone...

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LMAOOOOOOO belladonnapixie January 21 2005, 16:57:32 UTC

You just made me spit tea. :P

Re: LMAOOOOOOO midnighttoken January 21 2005, 17:02:18 UTC

Hopefully not on your computer. I think I have a general disdain for the French and I've never even been to France. Of course, if it's anything like Quebec, I'm not sure I want to go.

Re: LMAOOOOOOO belladonnapixie January 21 2005, 17:06:10 UTC

Missed the computer, Tagged the cat though. It's ok she needs a bath anyway. I've been to France, Quebec is just a knock-off of the real thing. You're not missing anything. France still holds more assholes per capita than most countries.

Re: LMAOOOOOOO midnighttoken January 21 2005, 17:08:47 UTC

Damn, that sounds like being anywhere in Mass. Oops, did I say that?

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myfoot_yourass January 21 2005, 17:13:42 UTC

THAT'S AWESOME~

midnighttoken January 21 2005, 17:24:14 UTC

:-) I'm rarely hesitant at poking fun at someone or something which deserves it.

Tell the French they can have their sorry ass bread back.

psykochatter January 21 2005, 17:39:00 UTC

Oh that's too funny :)

midnighttoken January 21 2005, 17:42:40 UTC

:-)