Chris Kelly Spills all major secrets in mad confessions!

[midnightwisdom]

- One time, I was in 3rd grade, in a boring class. Since I am a convincing actor, I decided to just be "sick" and hang out at the nurses. But my DAD WAS COMING TO PICK ME UP TO TAKE ME TO FENWAY PARK!!! I never got to be "that kid" who got to be dismissed. And even when I was dismissed, it was for shitty reasons. Either my teeth were fucked up,

Comments

[mostdaysand]

i think you should either name your kitten "harper" after harper lee (author of to kill a mockingbird, if i have to tell you :) ) or even "scout" after one of the characters. that would be pretty kick ass.
or you could name it "sunny" after the prostitute in catcher in the rye. that would be equally as kick ass.
:)

[midnightwisdom]

i wouldnt want to call my kitten "harpy"... since those are evil. "scout" is nice though. AND I DONT WANT MY KITTEN TO BE NAMED AFTER A WOMAN OF THE NIGHT

chrissers

[coffee_pigeon]

your heading sounds like a heading from the national enquirer. i love it, because those things a emy guilty secrets. i adore them. so this was just up my ally :D

Re: chrissers

[midnightwisdom]

secrets are fun

- caesar is a cool name

- you should just kind of not do homework, i find that that is an effecive stragegy for dealing with it

i feel your pain

[mgmgirlie]

I'll admit it, I forget to feed my fish, too. Do you at least clean the tank once in awhile? cuz, um, i do like once a month if that! As for the kitten, I'm jealous. My boyfriend said he'd dump me if i ever even mentioned wanting a cat. lol. I say name him "Walken" after christopher walken

Re: i feel your pain

[midnightwisdom]

you are just trying to butter me up for something by referring to christopher walken... i wonder what....