1. do you remember this? eva: *cue extravagently low man imitation voice* uh...hi...this is greg can i talk to joyce? my brother: that guy sounds sooooo italian. 2. there are so many. criminal, such great heights, caring is creepy, the grudge (!!!!), igby goes down 3. sour patch kids flavor. or red, because that's always the first to go anyway. 4. thoughtcrime. 5. you told me once in latin in the seventh grade that you liked my pants. 6. the plathyhelminthe of course. 7. thats hard. you tell me everything. and i ask everything. WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR EIGHTH GRADE BIRTHDAY PARTY BITCH!?!? 8. you better.
1. you are the best person to run and jump on. the very best. 2. bunch of yellowcard, ataris, less than jake. 3. lime. 4. remember this?: wanna bang me, eh? prove it, little sheep. (hint: go years back in your lj) 5. you were the boy in stag's class with the awful hair. until it became absolutely disgustingly hottt. 6. a llama. or an emu. or a duck. oh definitely a duck. but maybe an upside down duck. ill explain later. 7. are you all grown up now? or will you pull a peter pan on me? 8. already done.
1. dammit im so jealous of your hair! 2. wahahahahah pussycat dolls- doncha 3. strawberry or cherry 4. karaoke machines all around the world should be destroyed. 5. the first time i saw you your hair was all braided and long, and i asked you if you were filipino. 6. a koala! 7. why do you think filipino people all over the world are so fucking eager to flock to each other? i swear whenever my parents see new filipinos at church or somethign they ahve like a half hour conversation with them after mass.
hehe new hair debuts in schol today... dont cha wish ur gf was hot like me... yummy i <3 strawberry... yes!!!... good times in middle school (which i barely remember)... koala bears are cute... i dunno wuts with filipino ppl they're always like talking to each other even if they dont like each other (it boggles my mind)...
1. i hardly ever see you fiddling with your hair anymore. good job on breaking the habit! 2. alot. bunches of guster, the big butt song, body parts, dead wrong, and of course, all of my love. and that lifehouse song that goes... its you and me and allll offf the peeooooppppllleeee... 3. raspberry. 4. so you DO masturbate!! 5. readings skills! sixth grade! you were reading to kill a mockingbird, and in my terrific stupidity i asked you if there was a lot of lawyer mumbo jumbo in it. and for the project, i remember you did catherine, and i did eleanor. and you said "her brother was mad" and you had to verify that by "mad" you meant insane. 6. a housecat. 7. are you a hooker? hehehe jk. mmmmm, how in the world do you find all the energy? and i thought i was busy. it must be the drugs.
yeah, you know the ones who find the one patch of sunlight on a carpet when its like ninety degrees outside and just lounge there for hours upon hours, but at other times streak wildly across rooms for no apparent reason. and they'll butt their head against your hand repeatedly (as you sleep) demanding your attention (as you sleep), or sit right smack in the middle of your textbook as you try to read it, but at other times protest loudly and stalk away proudly. but in the end, prove ultimately irresistible. they also shed, and dig their claws into you (ow). if you havent realized it, there is one pesky little bugger sitting right on me as i write this...
1. you're one of my favorite people. i want to keep you in a jar around my neck so that i can hear what you're going to say next. 2. anything by the chili peppers, motorcycle driveby, drop it like its hot(!!) 100 girls 3. steak flavored! (ewwwwwww) or..er...nanner flavored... 4. so the interleukins are like YO MOFO, WHY YOU BE UP IN MY JOINT? 5. volleyball. nuff said. 6. something cuddly. but very ACTIVE. lets see... a cub of some sort...like cimba! 7. why do we love the brutally honest game so much? 8. do it do it!
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2. there are so many. criminal, such great heights, caring is creepy, the grudge (!!!!), igby goes down
3. sour patch kids flavor. or red, because that's always the first to go anyway.
4. thoughtcrime.
5. you told me once in latin in the seventh grade that you liked my pants.
6. the plathyhelminthe of course.
7. thats hard. you tell me everything. and i ask everything. WHY THE HELL DIDN'T YOU INVITE ME TO YOUR EIGHTH GRADE BIRTHDAY PARTY BITCH!?!?
8. you better.
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2. bunch of yellowcard, ataris, less than jake.
3. lime.
4. remember this?: wanna bang me, eh? prove it, little sheep. (hint: go years back in your lj)
5. you were the boy in stag's class with the awful hair. until it became absolutely disgustingly hottt.
6. a llama. or an emu. or a duck. oh definitely a duck. but maybe an upside down duck. ill explain later.
7. are you all grown up now? or will you pull a peter pan on me?
8. already done.
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2. wahahahahah pussycat dolls- doncha
3. strawberry or cherry
4. karaoke machines all around the world should be destroyed.
5. the first time i saw you your hair was all braided and long, and i asked you if you were filipino.
6. a koala!
7. why do you think filipino people all over the world are so fucking eager to flock to each other? i swear whenever my parents see new filipinos at church or somethign they ahve like a half hour conversation with them after mass.
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2. alot. bunches of guster, the big butt song, body parts, dead wrong, and of course, all of my love. and that lifehouse song that goes... its you and me and allll offf the peeooooppppllleeee...
3. raspberry.
4. so you DO masturbate!!
5. readings skills! sixth grade! you were reading to kill a mockingbird, and in my terrific stupidity i asked you if there was a lot of lawyer mumbo jumbo in it. and for the project, i remember you did catherine, and i did eleanor. and you said "her brother was mad" and you had to verify that by "mad" you meant insane.
6. a housecat.
7. are you a hooker? hehehe jk. mmmmm, how in the world do you find all the energy? and i thought i was busy. it must be the drugs.
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2. anything by the chili peppers, motorcycle driveby, drop it like its hot(!!) 100 girls
3. steak flavored! (ewwwwwww) or..er...nanner flavored...
4. so the interleukins are like YO MOFO, WHY YOU BE UP IN MY JOINT?
5. volleyball. nuff said.
6. something cuddly. but very ACTIVE. lets see... a cub of some sort...like cimba!
7. why do we love the brutally honest game so much?
8. do it do it!
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