Fandom Corrupts Absolutely

[midnitemaraud_r]

Remember how, once upon a time, you could see cool, funny, adorable, and even mundane ordinary things and NOT have your brain go directly to jail to the naughty places?

Yeah, me neither. BUT STILL! It would at least have gone on a slightly different trajectory. Maybe. Possibly.

So, two pervy fun fandomy things for today.

1. Scientists

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[red_squared]

BOW-CHICKA-WOW-WOW.

Mating? Interesting. I always thought a new squid was born every time a tasty anime bishie was shamelessly violated for the entertainment of his fen...

AND OH GOD THAT OTTER STILL CRACKS ME UP XD Poor iddle beastie.

[midnitemaraud_r]

Not if a piano was involved. Ivory somehow interferes with squid reproduction, so good thing for Aya! (Now if Takatori had turned himself into a giant snail ... )

EMO OTTER TEARS ARE NOT AS DELICIOUS!

[mindabbles]

You are unwell. But then I clicked on the link, so what does that make me????

[mindabbles]

Also, I did not want to know that snails have genitals on their necks. I didn't.

[midnitemaraud_r]

Poor things really should wear scarves!

[midnitemaraud_r]

A curious masochist? :-P

(Also HI!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'VE MISSED YOU!!!!! ♥ ♥ ♥)

[florahart]

So, these biologists, who apparently have in fact dissected and otherwise examined squids before, are all exclaimypants about how THE PENIS! is USED FOR THE SEX! MAGIC!

wtf.

in other news, the fact that it says the phrase "squid sexy times" on the smithsonian's website (anywhere, even a blog) is possibly the best thing ever. IJS.

*uses snail icon because snails, sex organs on neck* .....annnd now because this is Severus Snailp, I am thinking about his neck and how this clearly means Nagini was going for something else entirely oh god oh god my brain is not right.

[midnitemaraud_r]

Squid peen is clearly magical! I've read stories about it!

I know, right? I'll bet they could triple their membership if they promoted it more!

Your icon has killed me ded. And of course your brain went there! Where else would it go? :-P

[caeseria]

What.. what is this tentacle big bang thing and why was I not aware of it??!!

Poor otter. Maybe he just has water in his eye... I dunno!

[midnitemaraud_r]

Hee! (Dabs was pretty excited when I told her about it! I could hear her glee clear across the country!)

Yes, water. That's what it is. :-P