I can be Ian's Italian grandma. Gimme a week to grow a mustache.
Ha!
Oh calm down. I'm Italian and my grandma waxed.
Seriously, blood is blood. You don't have to like your family, but you do have to keep forgiving them. The Greeks and Romans threatened people with Tartarus (and death) for ignoring ties of blood. Catholics just have guilt.
And, unfortunately, once a Catholic, always a Catholic. The guilt infusion is permanent.
Catholicism is like meth, dude. There is no "experimentation." Pretty soon, you're crossing yourself when you're scared and carrying a Rosary everywhere. Then, if you get really hardcore into it, open sores start to appear on your hands and feet, maybe even your left side and brow.
Well, Ian has a Polish auntie over here in Elgin, and I can more than make up for lacking a grandma... just ask my nieces and nephews - I spoil 'em rotten! 'Course, sometimes I wonder how they'll be, now that my mom and dad are gone... ***Sigh... the circle of life, eh?
There's a grandma in Carroll who would probably have some spoilage for Ian should you need it. She's love to see you by the way...just because she's like that, as well you know.
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Thanks sweety.
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I can be Ian's Italian grandma. Gimme a week to grow a mustache.
Ha!
Oh calm down. I'm Italian and my grandma waxed.
Seriously, blood is blood. You don't have to like your family, but you do have to keep forgiving them. The Greeks and Romans threatened people with Tartarus (and death) for ignoring ties of blood. Catholics just have guilt.
And, unfortunately, once a Catholic, always a Catholic. The guilt infusion is permanent.
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I'm not a recovering Catholic.
I only did it once or twice. I was experimenting.
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Catholicism is like meth, dude. There is no "experimentation." Pretty soon, you're crossing yourself when you're scared and carrying a Rosary everywhere. Then, if you get really hardcore into it, open sores start to appear on your hands and feet, maybe even your left side and brow.
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CRAP!
Um, it was rough "playtime" yea, that's it!
Dammit, now I feel all guilty about sex.
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*hugs*
There's always Second Life! *evil grins*
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OK, now go buy Ian a puppy for Christmas!!!
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yer too young for a grandma.
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