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on a lighter note...
Jul 11, 2003 00:40
Today, my boss turned to me and said, "We're having a mandatory Sexual Harasssment class in a couple weeks.. You know, the one they do every year (
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teaa
July 12 2003, 09:19:28 UTC
We're having a mandatory Sexual Harasssment class in a couple weeks..
Syllabus
1. Things to say at the water cooler
i.e. "Wow, when you bend over like that, I can see straight down your shirt to your belly button."
2. When to grab someone's ass: Before or after you've told them their pants look painted on.
3. How to make sure your secretary knows that dating you is a prerequisite to keeping their job.
4. Mastery of the wolf whistle, and other cat calls.
We'll also be having a bonus this time. A lecture from Clarence Thomas, on how to keep your cool in the event of a courtroom proceeding.
Enjoy!
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Syllabus
1. Things to say at the water cooler
i.e. "Wow, when you bend over like that, I can see straight down your shirt to your belly button."
2. When to grab someone's ass: Before or after you've told them their pants look painted on.
3. How to make sure your secretary knows that dating you is a prerequisite to keeping their job.
4. Mastery of the wolf whistle, and other cat calls.
We'll also be having a bonus this time. A lecture from Clarence Thomas, on how to keep your cool in the event of a courtroom proceeding.
Enjoy!
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