[LOL] Letter To Santa
For my 'main' journal.. But posting it here.. omfg hysterical!!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I pushed thesilveramazon in the mud (-17 points). In October I helped okami_kaoru see the light (8 points). Last Thursday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday bexy31 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1111 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
black_prophet
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In January I pushed thesilveramazon in the mud (-17 points). In October I helped okami_kaoru see the light (8 points). Last Thursday on a flight to LA, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last Monday bexy31 and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In March I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-1111 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
black_prophet