baby carrots scream when you eat them

[midsummernd]

It's 4am. There are birds outside my window and they sound like a thousand little knives. Screaming. On a feedback loop. Knives, or possibly baby carrots.

They can stop now, really. For serious. Didn't we cut down their natural habitat or something? Aren't I going to at least get one decent night's sleep out of our anti-environment

Comments

[punkdyke]

Holy crap, I want baby carrots outsid my window. Wait, no. That would be utterly terrifying.

It's a scientifically proven fact that clowns can jump as high as your bedroom window.

I don't know about baby carrots tho.