good lord i havent been here in forever!

[midsummersong]

so all these commercials for these hip little SUV wannabes have these people wandering across the country catching fireflies and scavenger hunting by gps and what all else

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[wings_unfurling]

You wonder about this. I wonder why all the fucking crazies are attracted to me and how to get rid of them. Oy!

[midsummersong]

you have this super secret pheromone that lures them in.

its an evolutionary holdover from when you could lure them in, plunder them for loot, and dump them in the forest never to be seen again...

lets face it... the gene pool would be better for it.

[wings_unfurling]

GDI, I don't want that particular pheromone...

And yes, yes it would!