Mexican Ramen
Okay Bella...here is the first ch. ..its somewhat like crap b/c well..we first started it and i didn't feel like fixing it...will post other ch. later..
Mexican Ramen
Disclaimers: My friend Naku and I do not own any of the characters, or really anything of at all in the story below. There is a warning though, that the fic may contain some areas where the reader may fall into a deep abyss as to what is going on. Simply don’t ponder on it too long; we have no explanations ourselves. To have some clue as to who these people are, you must be familiar with jrock in general. And seeing how this is a first time fic for both writers, please don’t throw flames. As flame retardant as my house is, fire is still hot, and no one likes the thought of being baked alive while they are asleep at night. With no more warning please feel free, at your own risk, to proceed to the fic below. Domo.
Ps: Mexican Ramen is still a work in progress until other wise noted.
A Pre-introduction to the characters:
Rya- best friend of the writers Gackt- singer from Malice M, now solo artist
Takai- one of the writers Mienaku/ Naku/ Miku- one of the writers
Toshiya/ Toshi/ Totchi- bassist from Dir en Grey Mana- guitarist from Malice M, now Moi dix Mois
Amai- x-friend of the writers who we couldn’t take out… Hyde- singer from Larc/ solo artist
Miyavi/ Miyabi- guitarist from Due’le Q, now solo artist Shinya/ Shinshin- drummer from Dir en Grey
Chapter 1
“Round and round and round…”
Momentarily distracted from her microwave commentary, Rya looked up as the smell of lavender wafted towards her. Upon seeing Gackt strut into the kitchen, she shrugged and went back to staring dreamily at her burrito in the soft yellow light of the microwave. Softly she chanted, “…and round and round,” as she followed the hypnotic movements of her favorite bean wrap with her head.
Walking into the kitchen a cloud of gloom suddenly surrounded Takai as she took in the glow of happiness about two of her roommates. Standing in the doorway she watched as Gackt surreptitiously touched himself while he stared at his reflection in the toaster.
“…and round and round and OH MY GOSH!!” Rya screamed in anguished horror.
Turning to look at Rya, Takai found her with her face pressed against the glass of the Mexican- sized microwave. Stepping closer to Rya she watched as the remains of Rya’s burrito chunkily ran down the window of the microwave. Apparently it had deemed Rya unworthy of consuming it and therefore had decided to commit suicide all over the inside of the microwave.
Feeling slightly better at the look of anguish on her roommate’s face, Takai turned towards Gackt, who currently had his hand inside his shirt. “Now only to take care of him,” Takai whispered to herself as she looked around with an evil grin on her face.
Looking up at the scraping sound of a drawer being opened, Gackt caught sight of Takai, her hand halfway in a drawer. His hand froze in its motions on his chest as he watched in horror as she pulled her hand from the drawer.
Turning towards Gackt, Takai smiled wickedly as she showed him not only the fork, but also the spoon and the butter knife that she had taken from the drawer. Her smirk widened as she watched Gackt cower in a corner, his hand still in his shirt mind you, trying to hide from the dreaded metal utensils. For metal utensils are evil and can scar his beautiful vocal cords.
Laughing slightly Takai felt great, that is, until her other roommate, Mienaku, entered the kitchen with a big goofy grin on her face and her ever-present coffee mug in her hand. Sensing someone else’s happiness creep about her aura, Takai frowned, then glared at Mienaku, who was blissfully unaware as she made her way towards the coffee pot. Filling her mug with the appropriate amount of coffee and creamer, she turned towards Takai with a huge grin on her face. Grabbing her in a hug, Mienaku exclaims, “Isn’t today just wonderful.” Releasing Takai, she wanders from the kitchen, humming to herself as she goes.
Mood thoroughly trashed, Takai turned towards to Rya, who was still in tears over her obliterated burrito, and shoving the metal utensils into Rya’s hands, Takia then stomped from the room.
Later that night as she went for her midnight glass of sneaked milk, Rya stood in the hallway and watched as Gackt did his impression of a drunk rabbit on speed. Deciding that watching Gackt go into convulsions in the hallway was just as enjoyable as sleeping, she sat on the floor outside of her room and waited for him to wake up. Just as she settled into a “comfy” spot on the floor Rya noticed someone across the hall from her. Looking up she discovered her roommate, Toshiya, coming out the bathroom, making his way towards her.
Toshiya stared at Gackt, as he did his best to shake what his momma gave him for a minute before he asked, “ So he’s at it again, huh?” Giggling slightly Rya answered, “Yeah you wanna watch too?” Shrugging slightly Toshiya sat next to Rya and watched as Gackt tried to reenact his version of the tootsie roll.
Suddenly without warning, as if his sleep sheltered mind sensed someone else’s presence in the hall, Gackt switched from “freaky dance” mode to “ I’m gonna go ninja on your ass” mode. Deciding that the walls seemed his likeliest enemy he began to pummel them with his fists, ending his attack with a spinning kick. Landing on his butt on the floor Gackt’s head swiveled around, his closed eyes taking in his new assailant, the fridge. Lifting his fists he gave a mighty scream and charged at the deadly Mr. Maytag, unaware that at that very moment Takai was in the fridge filching some of Toshiya’s leftover special made cupcakes that took Gackt four days to prepare.
Overestimating the distance between himself and the fridge, which is really easy to do with your eyes closed, Gackt ended up inside the fridge instead of attacking the outside. Getting his hands caught in the grill-like shelf inside the fridge, he tried to pull his hands free but ended up bringing the grill with it. Just as his luck would have it, Rya’s hidden eight-month-old burrito came with it and landed with a squish sound on his face. Misinterpreting the innocent by-stander burrito’s unintentionally flying at his priceless face, Gackt swung his arms around with the shelf still connected to them.
Trying her best to take cover from her deranged roommate by seeking shelter on the micro-Mexican sized counter top, Takai did her best to save her filched cupcake.
Running into the kitchen as the sounds of things crashing and breaking reached them, Rya and Toshiya were slightly shocked at the sight before them, each with a different response.
“So that’s where I hid that!” Rya exclaimed as she saw the remains of her forgotten burrito happily smeared across Gackt’s face.
“Hey what are you doing with my last cupcake?” Toshiya exclaimed, momentarily distracting Rya from her epiphany.
Rya turned to look at Toshiya as he made his way towards Takai; only to watch as Gackt separated him from his goal with his shelf entangled hands. Toshiya then tried to dodge around his rank burrito covered roommate; only to get smacked in the head with the Gackt’s shelf entangled hands as he spun in a circle.
Takai laughed at Toshiya as he landed on the floor, dazed. Takai attempted to take a bite out of the cupcake, only to watch in stupefied horror as the wildly swinging Gackt knocked it from her grasp.
Coming into the kitchen as the sounds of screams and crashes finally woke her, Mienaku stared in horror at the danger that her beloved coffee pot was in.
Screaming at Takai as she tried to reach her fallen cupcake, Mienaku cried, “Screw the cupcake! Save my coffee pot and I will bake you a new dozen of cupcakes!” She watched in satisfaction as Takai paused in her scramble for the fallen sweet.
Looking at Mienaku she asked, “ A whole dozen all for myself?”
“Yes,” answered Mienaku. “Now get off your ass and save my damn Mr. Coffee!” Mock saluting her roommate, Takai changed goals and began to reach for the coffee pot, only to have it knocked from her grasp as Gackt swung at her, barely missing.
Screaming in horror, Mienaku dove for the coffee pot barely saving it from a horrid death on the micro-Mexican sized tiles of the kitchen floor. Upon saving her Mr. Coffee she ran off to her room to find peace, and hopefully some well deserved relaxing caffeine.
Shaking his head to clear it of the micro-Mexican sized dancing Kyo’s, Toshiya looked up to see his last remaining cupcake inches from his face. Reaching for his beloved sweet he held back tears of joy as he scuttle-crawled from the kitchen.
As he walked down the hall he found an empty milk jug outside of Rya’s door and sounds of snoring coming from within. Shrugging he continued on to his room with the love of his life, or at least for the night, still in his hands.
Back in the kitchen Takai watched from her perch on the counter top as Gackt’s wild flailing was brought to an end by a bit of inconspicuous moldy bean goo on the floor. As Gackt crashed onto the floor his hands were somehow miraculously freed from there prison. Curling into the fetal position, Gackt drifted even deeper into sleep having lovely dreams about himself and a can of cream whip. Sighing in relief, as the danger to her body seemed minimized Takai curled up into a ball and drifted off into a cupcake filled sleep.
So yea we wrote ourselves in...eh...we were bored...
Be forwarned this is a couple of years old so..don't know when we will next update it!
Mexican Ramen
Disclaimers: My friend Naku and I do not own any of the characters, or really anything of at all in the story below. There is a warning though, that the fic may contain some areas where the reader may fall into a deep abyss as to what is going on. Simply don’t ponder on it too long; we have no explanations ourselves. To have some clue as to who these people are, you must be familiar with jrock in general. And seeing how this is a first time fic for both writers, please don’t throw flames. As flame retardant as my house is, fire is still hot, and no one likes the thought of being baked alive while they are asleep at night. With no more warning please feel free, at your own risk, to proceed to the fic below. Domo.
Ps: Mexican Ramen is still a work in progress until other wise noted.
A Pre-introduction to the characters:
Rya- best friend of the writers Gackt- singer from Malice M, now solo artist
Takai- one of the writers Mienaku/ Naku/ Miku- one of the writers
Toshiya/ Toshi/ Totchi- bassist from Dir en Grey Mana- guitarist from Malice M, now Moi dix Mois
Amai- x-friend of the writers who we couldn’t take out… Hyde- singer from Larc/ solo artist
Miyavi/ Miyabi- guitarist from Due’le Q, now solo artist Shinya/ Shinshin- drummer from Dir en Grey
Chapter 1
“Round and round and round…”
Momentarily distracted from her microwave commentary, Rya looked up as the smell of lavender wafted towards her. Upon seeing Gackt strut into the kitchen, she shrugged and went back to staring dreamily at her burrito in the soft yellow light of the microwave. Softly she chanted, “…and round and round,” as she followed the hypnotic movements of her favorite bean wrap with her head.
Walking into the kitchen a cloud of gloom suddenly surrounded Takai as she took in the glow of happiness about two of her roommates. Standing in the doorway she watched as Gackt surreptitiously touched himself while he stared at his reflection in the toaster.
“…and round and round and OH MY GOSH!!” Rya screamed in anguished horror.
Turning to look at Rya, Takai found her with her face pressed against the glass of the Mexican- sized microwave. Stepping closer to Rya she watched as the remains of Rya’s burrito chunkily ran down the window of the microwave. Apparently it had deemed Rya unworthy of consuming it and therefore had decided to commit suicide all over the inside of the microwave.
Feeling slightly better at the look of anguish on her roommate’s face, Takai turned towards Gackt, who currently had his hand inside his shirt. “Now only to take care of him,” Takai whispered to herself as she looked around with an evil grin on her face.
Looking up at the scraping sound of a drawer being opened, Gackt caught sight of Takai, her hand halfway in a drawer. His hand froze in its motions on his chest as he watched in horror as she pulled her hand from the drawer.
Turning towards Gackt, Takai smiled wickedly as she showed him not only the fork, but also the spoon and the butter knife that she had taken from the drawer. Her smirk widened as she watched Gackt cower in a corner, his hand still in his shirt mind you, trying to hide from the dreaded metal utensils. For metal utensils are evil and can scar his beautiful vocal cords.
Laughing slightly Takai felt great, that is, until her other roommate, Mienaku, entered the kitchen with a big goofy grin on her face and her ever-present coffee mug in her hand. Sensing someone else’s happiness creep about her aura, Takai frowned, then glared at Mienaku, who was blissfully unaware as she made her way towards the coffee pot. Filling her mug with the appropriate amount of coffee and creamer, she turned towards Takai with a huge grin on her face. Grabbing her in a hug, Mienaku exclaims, “Isn’t today just wonderful.” Releasing Takai, she wanders from the kitchen, humming to herself as she goes.
Mood thoroughly trashed, Takai turned towards to Rya, who was still in tears over her obliterated burrito, and shoving the metal utensils into Rya’s hands, Takia then stomped from the room.
Later that night as she went for her midnight glass of sneaked milk, Rya stood in the hallway and watched as Gackt did his impression of a drunk rabbit on speed. Deciding that watching Gackt go into convulsions in the hallway was just as enjoyable as sleeping, she sat on the floor outside of her room and waited for him to wake up. Just as she settled into a “comfy” spot on the floor Rya noticed someone across the hall from her. Looking up she discovered her roommate, Toshiya, coming out the bathroom, making his way towards her.
Toshiya stared at Gackt, as he did his best to shake what his momma gave him for a minute before he asked, “ So he’s at it again, huh?” Giggling slightly Rya answered, “Yeah you wanna watch too?” Shrugging slightly Toshiya sat next to Rya and watched as Gackt tried to reenact his version of the tootsie roll.
Suddenly without warning, as if his sleep sheltered mind sensed someone else’s presence in the hall, Gackt switched from “freaky dance” mode to “ I’m gonna go ninja on your ass” mode. Deciding that the walls seemed his likeliest enemy he began to pummel them with his fists, ending his attack with a spinning kick. Landing on his butt on the floor Gackt’s head swiveled around, his closed eyes taking in his new assailant, the fridge. Lifting his fists he gave a mighty scream and charged at the deadly Mr. Maytag, unaware that at that very moment Takai was in the fridge filching some of Toshiya’s leftover special made cupcakes that took Gackt four days to prepare.
Overestimating the distance between himself and the fridge, which is really easy to do with your eyes closed, Gackt ended up inside the fridge instead of attacking the outside. Getting his hands caught in the grill-like shelf inside the fridge, he tried to pull his hands free but ended up bringing the grill with it. Just as his luck would have it, Rya’s hidden eight-month-old burrito came with it and landed with a squish sound on his face. Misinterpreting the innocent by-stander burrito’s unintentionally flying at his priceless face, Gackt swung his arms around with the shelf still connected to them.
Trying her best to take cover from her deranged roommate by seeking shelter on the micro-Mexican sized counter top, Takai did her best to save her filched cupcake.
Running into the kitchen as the sounds of things crashing and breaking reached them, Rya and Toshiya were slightly shocked at the sight before them, each with a different response.
“So that’s where I hid that!” Rya exclaimed as she saw the remains of her forgotten burrito happily smeared across Gackt’s face.
“Hey what are you doing with my last cupcake?” Toshiya exclaimed, momentarily distracting Rya from her epiphany.
Rya turned to look at Toshiya as he made his way towards Takai; only to watch as Gackt separated him from his goal with his shelf entangled hands. Toshiya then tried to dodge around his rank burrito covered roommate; only to get smacked in the head with the Gackt’s shelf entangled hands as he spun in a circle.
Takai laughed at Toshiya as he landed on the floor, dazed. Takai attempted to take a bite out of the cupcake, only to watch in stupefied horror as the wildly swinging Gackt knocked it from her grasp.
Coming into the kitchen as the sounds of screams and crashes finally woke her, Mienaku stared in horror at the danger that her beloved coffee pot was in.
Screaming at Takai as she tried to reach her fallen cupcake, Mienaku cried, “Screw the cupcake! Save my coffee pot and I will bake you a new dozen of cupcakes!” She watched in satisfaction as Takai paused in her scramble for the fallen sweet.
Looking at Mienaku she asked, “ A whole dozen all for myself?”
“Yes,” answered Mienaku. “Now get off your ass and save my damn Mr. Coffee!” Mock saluting her roommate, Takai changed goals and began to reach for the coffee pot, only to have it knocked from her grasp as Gackt swung at her, barely missing.
Screaming in horror, Mienaku dove for the coffee pot barely saving it from a horrid death on the micro-Mexican sized tiles of the kitchen floor. Upon saving her Mr. Coffee she ran off to her room to find peace, and hopefully some well deserved relaxing caffeine.
Shaking his head to clear it of the micro-Mexican sized dancing Kyo’s, Toshiya looked up to see his last remaining cupcake inches from his face. Reaching for his beloved sweet he held back tears of joy as he scuttle-crawled from the kitchen.
As he walked down the hall he found an empty milk jug outside of Rya’s door and sounds of snoring coming from within. Shrugging he continued on to his room with the love of his life, or at least for the night, still in his hands.
Back in the kitchen Takai watched from her perch on the counter top as Gackt’s wild flailing was brought to an end by a bit of inconspicuous moldy bean goo on the floor. As Gackt crashed onto the floor his hands were somehow miraculously freed from there prison. Curling into the fetal position, Gackt drifted even deeper into sleep having lovely dreams about himself and a can of cream whip. Sighing in relief, as the danger to her body seemed minimized Takai curled up into a ball and drifted off into a cupcake filled sleep.
So yea we wrote ourselves in...eh...we were bored...
Be forwarned this is a couple of years old so..don't know when we will next update it!