your name for the day is Tralortry Bupkiss Hovley. And do not try to turn your family unit into a modern version of the Partridge Family as soon as the baby is born. You'll need at least seven kids before you can have a decent family-act show, and to force your lone first born into the spotlight alone might upset the baby.
Your name for the day is Sikmillion Dollahmahn Hovley. And do not insert a dental mouth mirror down your throat in an attempt to catch a glimpse of the baby. The baby is going through some important changes right now and is really trying to figure out who it is and what this is all about. Just bear in mind the baby is not trying to avoid you or push you away at this time - the baby is simply requesting more space to find itself amidst the turmoil of emotions that come with a rapidly changing body. Not allowing your budding human some privacy might upset the baby.
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I hope you are too.
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Thing not to do: Do not incubate your child until it is 104, we need a Gardener and a gestation period that long might upset the baby.
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And do not try to turn your family unit into a modern version of the Partridge Family as soon as the baby is born. You'll need at least seven kids before you can have a decent family-act show, and to force your lone first born into the spotlight alone might upset the baby.
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And do not insert a dental mouth mirror down your throat in an attempt to catch a glimpse of the baby. The baby is going through some important changes right now and is really trying to figure out who it is and what this is all about. Just bear in mind the baby is not trying to avoid you or push you away at this time - the baby is simply requesting more space to find itself amidst the turmoil of emotions that come with a rapidly changing body. Not allowing your budding human some privacy might upset the baby.
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