mostly illustrated, for your viewing 'playsure'xxsnitterxxMay 27 2007, 22:03:57 UTC
Your name for the day is Sunshine Lollipop Hovley. And do not neglect your baby'soral hygeine. Babies are born with all of their primary teeth already lurking under the skin of their gums, thus it is not only important to eat foods that will encourage healthy tooth growth, but also keep those forming teeth clean. Getting a toothbrush and a daily dose of toothpastedown to your baby now will not only ensure the cleanliness of its pearly whites, it will teach the baby early how to properly care for its teeth. Learning too little too late about oral hygeine will only upset the baby. And the baby's dentist. And your wallet.
Re: Solar gauntletsmiettemonsterMay 28 2007, 15:24:30 UTC
Heck yes! Sparky and I couldn't stop laughing. plus I can't figure out how he can die at the end of the series. Maybe he'll die in a last stand competition with the baker from his childhood in an attempt to steal his Solar Hands! I want to bake but I can't. Stupid Packing...
What is Yakate? Is it mysterious? Does the story revolve around a pair of solar conducting gauntlets from a forgotten civilization that allow the person to access a robot of unforeseen power deep in the mountain fortress where life first sprang on this planet?????
Name for the day: Kuza Pover Hovley Thing not to do for the day: When purchasing baby items avoid purchasing too many in gender-neutral colors. While we realize this is the 'correct' thing to do when the actual gender is unknown, and a certain amount of gender neutrality is all well and good in its place, too much of it could result in the birth of neither a boy or a girl, but something more like a boyrl, of a giroy. Spending the rest of its life - for it will be an 'it' - as a former SNL character might upset the baby.
Thing not to do: Do not be afraid to belch or flatulate in public. Your child is in what can only be described as a bio-mechanical-miracle-grow-easy-bake-oven and it is hot in there! Releasing some gas not only relieves some of the overbearing pressure, but also helps the baby to cool off on a hot summer's day using your orifices as a live in swampcooler.
However, if you release too much gas your child may come out only half baked and that could upset the baby more than just a want of breeze.
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And do not neglect your baby's oral hygeine. Babies are born with all of their primary teeth already lurking under the skin of their gums, thus it is not only important to eat foods that will encourage healthy tooth growth, but also keep those forming teeth clean. Getting a toothbrush and a daily dose of toothpaste down to your baby now will not only ensure the cleanliness of its pearly whites, it will teach the baby early how to properly care for its teeth. Learning too little too late about oral hygeine will only upset the baby.
And the baby's dentist. And your wallet.
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That's only because when I was working the sculpy around Christmas time the sculpy penguins, polar bear, and (yes even the) fish turned out all gooey.
Isn't Yakitate a good cartoon?!?
It makes me want to bake bread and eat noodles!
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so good. anime
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Thing not to do for the day:
When purchasing baby items avoid purchasing too many in gender-neutral colors. While we realize this is the 'correct' thing to do when the actual gender is unknown, and a certain amount of gender neutrality is all well and good in its place, too much of it could result in the birth of neither a boy or a girl, but something more like a boyrl, of a giroy. Spending the rest of its life - for it will be an 'it' - as a former SNL character might upset the baby.
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Thing not to do:
Do not be afraid to belch or flatulate in public. Your child is in what can only be described as a bio-mechanical-miracle-grow-easy-bake-oven and it is hot in there! Releasing some gas not only relieves some of the overbearing pressure, but also helps the baby to cool off on a hot summer's day using your orifices as a live in swampcooler.
However, if you release too much gas your child may come out only half baked and that could upset the baby more than just a want of breeze.
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