The Mr spotted these wonderful examples of tween collectibles while shopping with the Miflette the other day. Excuse the grainy camera phone pics, but they were too good not to be shared.
So Troy-doll doesn't seem to have fared too badly considering Zac Efron looks much like this in reality - kind of shiny and plastic, with too much lipgloss and scary eyes) but I have to wonder what his co-star thinks of his likeness:
Yes that's a guy called RYAN. At least they worked out what to do with all those leftover British Airways Check-In Crew Barbies from 1968
Edited to add: I just noticed the Mr's reflection in the background, hovering like a ghost taunting the Ryan-doll with his hirsute masculinity.