(no subject)
*tries to open his eyes and then remembers he doesn't have any eyes left to open* *or the rest of his head for that matter*
*hovers over his body and sees several other conspicuously missing parts*
They did WHAT to me????
*fumes* I liked that organ. It had its uses
*gutteral snarl* Foolish elf-brat. I am a GOD!!!!!!!
*conjures himself a
*
*looks down* I prefer the other one, but this one has its advantages. *smirks evilly*
*hovers over his body and sees several other conspicuously missing parts*
They did WHAT to me????
*fumes* I liked that organ. It had its uses
*gutteral snarl* Foolish elf-brat. I am a GOD!!!!!!!
*conjures himself a
*
*looks down* I prefer the other one, but this one has its advantages. *smirks evilly*