We'll rant and we'll roar like true british sailors!

[mighty_meelor]

Comments

[count_venereal]

Sailing's ok if you like syphilis and pirate attacks.

[mighty_meelor]

YES

[count_venereal]

They have pirates over in Asia I think, they attack fishing ships or trash barges or something. No one ever really sends anything valuable by sea anymore. Except bananas, but they're not all that valuable.

[arturo_danger]

Airship pirate?

[shred_god]

Fair well and adieu to you spanish ladies,
fair awell and adieu dear ladies of spain,
For I've received orders for to sail for ole England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again

I see you've seen Jaws.

Very nice pirating-that's my second life dream. Or maybe a porn star, but pirating is pretty high up there.

[count_venereal]

Pirate porn star could be a job worth looking into like Fabio but without an accent and with an eyepatch.

[mighty_meelor]

Well, the song comes from an old sea song, and is sung in jaws, BUT! is delievered to new hights of awesome by quint in that movie.

[saint_vitus]

whats better; a ninja or a pirate?

I'm going with pirate cause they get the booty. Fuck I'm lame

[count_venereal]

This is a debate as old as either one of these professions and it's clearly the ninja that's better. They can like cut your head off and appear not to have moved at all.

[mighty_meelor]

NO!
Ninjas are jackasses, really.
Sneaking around is for patsies. Real men say "Yarr" and punch you in the face. Ninjas attack from behind and dont say a thing, excpet maybe some japanese babble, which is not awesome at all.
Pirates win hands down.

[count_venereal]

That is a lie! Ninjas only appear to be sneaky because everyone else is so slow, if everyone were ninjas then you would say ha! I am faster than him. Also how many movies about pirates are there? And how's a pirate gonna punch me while he's wearing a velvet coat that he doesn't want to get blood on?

[count_venereal]

Also we're not even factoring in vikings here. Vikings were men they had giant fuckin axes and rode horses and burnt villages. You don't hear pirate or ninja metal ever do you? Vikings are better than both.

[mighty_meelor]

Vikings beat both pirates and ninjas hands down. It's not even a fair fight.