AAAAIIIIEEE

[mighty_pit]

Had the 'DJ Nightmare' last night. Quite odd, actually, Cos I spoke to about it at the weekend, so it's a fairly common occurence

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[mighty_pit]

Yarp. I cocking hate that dream. You ever have that one?

[faggy_no_oats]

FAIL

[queen_est]

Probability Elves does sound very pratchetty but you should elaborate xxx

[mighty_pit]

Well I googled it and I can't find anything so it must be my idea. Just kinda of popped into my head when I woke up- like this;

DREAM ME: "zzzz...no... don't leave...I'll play slayer..."
*wakes up*
ME: PROBABILITY ELVES!

It's going to be a childrens story about quantum mechanics. If the realm of quantum mechanics (and probability) is to all intents and purposes infinite, then whenever there is something that is truly unexplainable (Who washes my clothes? Why does belly button fluff sometimes smell like oranges?) The answer, in all probability, is that ELVES DID IT.

To include actual psuedo science

[queen_est]

I like it! Pratchett came up with the theory of a monster that eats socks in one of his early books but that is to do with distorted reality as I recall.

Incidently if you haven't already found them I throughly recommend the Artemis Fowl books - they're your kind of bonkersness.

xxx