MonkeyCheese15: We need another chance to continue our reign of beer pong terror, and then some ( Read more... )

I look at myself in the mirror (the irony that I'm a glazier is not lost on me) daily and I see my father. I see his echo ( Read more... )

I made a statement tonight. I said that tomorrow I will apply for a job. Tomorrow I will collect myself so that I have the energy to make my statement one of fact.

I've made a choice.

Reason #1: You have a better body.
We've all been there

Very Strange Fact About Blue-Eyed Men ( Read more... )

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I know I haven't been the most diligent poster on this little experiment but seriously when did LJ become all customizable and full of extra features and ish? I'm not complaining its just you look away for like ..... six months and BOOM! Its going away to college and finding your sister has moved into your room and all of your stuff is packed away ( Read more... )

So today I got a letter inviting me to join a ponzi scheme. It is an actual letter with a return address. I instantly recognized it from my white collar crime course my junior year in college. Its just nuts. Ill throw some scans up when I get a chance.

SirJarrod1: call Andy when you get a chance...
SirJarrod1: oh....and Hi
SirJarrod1: lol
mightyfp: disborow?

DNA Clears Man of 1981 Rape Conviction ( Read more... )