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[mightymorbid]

Look, I know it's strange and it's just going to sound strange when I re-iterate it, but we're just dead. On a more metaphysical level, if you will. [He's looking around with curiosity.] It'll stop once we actually leave, but just about every culture has some vision of a place like this, and the living don't go there. So...we've just sort of

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[der_umgekehrte]

I can't say I was ever introduced to the idea of being dead and walking around. But it's not so bad. [Actually, Stildyne didn't like it in a fairly significant way, but it was a deep psychological uneasiness, not actual pain. So he could ignore it, at least for the time being.]

As for the easycheese, asking 'how' is probably useless, but I'll keep my ear down for 'what.'

[mightymorbid]

Appreciated.

[der_umgekehrte]

If you run across an Illudium Q36 Space Modulator, if you could message me, I'd owe you a favor.

[mightymorbid]

Somehow I don't think I'd know it even if I did see it.

[expectremorse]

Cheese in a can.

[College Gourmet is go.]

[mightymorbid]

...That's really all.

[expectremorse]

It's good on crackers. And Pizza.

[mightymorbid]

Now you're just trying to mess with me.

[tadwizard]

Easy cheese! I love easy cheese!

...but shouldn't he have that already? I mean, I kept tons of it in my room for my beef jerky. I'm guessing my room was probably destroyed then.

[mightymorbid]

...What is wrong with you people?

[tadwizard]

What do you mean?

[meanstwin]

I think you could find it pretty fast if dead people have grocery stores. It's... something like cheese, I think only a little of it's really cheese... in a spray can. [ You do know what those are, right, fantasy wizard guy? ]

You people are so weird to him :|

[mightymorbid]

I'll take a look.

Re: You people are so weird to him :|

[meanstwin]

Maybe your warden knows what it is.

[can_has_vodka]

[Just this face. Then she looks away in disgust.]

Go pawn one of your jewels and buy it at a grocer.

[mightymorbid]

What?

[can_has_vodka]

You heard me. You get it at the bloody grocer. [Her voice is hard and flat and a little slurry.]

[mightymorbid]

Or you can tell me what it is you think I did so I can pretend to apologize and get on with my existence.