Resolutions

[mightypirate]

Elaine thinks I should make some resolutions instead of hanging around the bar challenging people to insult arm-wrestling and playing darts with Jojo the piano-playing monkey while he's on his break. I told her I would, then went down to the bar, beat Pegnose at arm-wrestling and dropped a dart on Jojo's foot sat down to think about it

Comments

*RING RING*

[_lois_lane_]

Hello, this is Lois Lane calling, from the Daily Planet. Guybrush, we spoke at my party about setting up an interview between Murray and I in the near future. Please give me a call back and we can set something up! Thanks.
-L.L.

Re: *RING RING*

[mightypirate]

*picks up strange plastic object that's lying on the shelf behind the bar in a pool of congealing grog*

*picks up operating manual and sits reading it for a couple of hours minutes*

Aha! *pokes at button* Err... *phone beeps* Oops. *presses more buttons*

Hello, this is Lois Lane calling, from the Daily Planet. Guybrush, we spoke at my party about setting up an interview between Murray and I in the near future. Please give me a call back and we can set something up! Thanks.

*pokes buttons, gets Lois' answerphone*

Hey, Lois! Guybrush here. Great to meet you the other night - great party! Murray really enjoyed himself (though don't expect him to admit it). He'd be more than happy to do the interview; now we've got the new bar open we've got some spare time, so give us a call and I'll bring Murray on over.

*puts down phone*

Oh c'mon, Murray, you don't really want to eat the nice lady's legs. No, not even with fava beans and a nice chianti.

Phone tag!

[_lois_lane_]

*RING RING*

Hi Guybrush. Lois Lane again. Is now a good time? Why don't you bring Murray to my place at your convenience? I'll take him out to dinner. If you'd care to join us, please feel free! I'll buy you dinner on the Planet's expense account.

Or if you'd rather, I'll come over to your place. Wherever you think Murray would feel most comfortable. Or uncomfortable as the case may be.

And don't bad and gag him 'till after the interview! Thanks! -L.L.

Re: Phone tag!

[mightypirate]

Sure, now's fine for us! I'm not sure Murray's actually comfortable anywhere except for the gates of hell so... we'll be over in, say, half an hour? I'd better come along too; I promise I'll keep quiet and let Murray do the talking, but he can be a little, uh, hard to handle ;)

See you soon! If that's convenient, of course!