I miss the Scumm Bar - sushi's all well and good but after a hard day's loafing around drinking rum on the beach pillaging, you don't immediately think 'oh, I'll just kick back with a nice cold plate of raw fish'. I don't care what the public health authority says; pirate bars are meant to be unsanitary and I'm sure the rats in the ratatouille were ( Read more... )

Sometimes at night I can still hear the monkeys ( Read more... )

Hello! My name's Guybrush Threepwood, and I'm a mighty pirate.

Okay, so you might not think it by the look of me, but I look young for my age. Honest! ID? Errr, I must've left it in my other pants. *nods* Yes. On another island. Would you take my library card? It's expired and okay so my name's really not Herman Toothrot... *sheepish grin ( Read more... )