Best Porn Plot Ever

[miguelisimo]

To be read in a mystery radio voice from the 30´s, or perhaps in the voice of John Cleese, or "the dirty money guy" from the simpsons, or the voice of your grandmother

Comments

[vonhessler]

that is so amazing. did you make that up? or was that actually something you saw. if so, when you die, can i hve your eyes?

-mike

Hahahahaha!

[miguelisimo]

I made it up. My friend Grant told me that if it got made into a movie, I´d need to use the pen name "Mikey Detroit." I wonder what other wacky stuff we can COME up with?

Re: Hahahahaha!

[vonhessler]

i laughed HARDER at that than i have laughed at anything in a while. you're mind is genius.

um right...

[anonymous]

hahah Michael Monkey! You seem to have way too much time on your hands! :-p The first journal entry I see is this, I don't know...hehe. I'm just teasing. Awww I miss you soooooo much. I miss Granty and Tamara too. It just isn't the same without you guys. :o( *sniff* Dude, send me your addresses so I can write letters to you guys!!!! Take care and *HUGS*
Loooooooove,
Kevin Stacy

um right...

[anonymous]

hahah Michael Monkey! You seem to have way too much time on your hands! :-p The first journal entry I see is this, I don't know...hehe. I'm just teasing. Awww I miss you soooooo much. I miss Granty and Tamara too. It just isn't the same without you guys. :o( *sniff* Dude, send me your addresses so I can write letters to you guys!!!! Take care and *HUGS*
Loooooooove,
Kevin Stacy

P.S. Is your email still the same? email me: savernick@ucdavis.edu
Miss you!!!
Michael Bunny says hi btw. And so does Grizzle Grant Bear