Oh my Omnipotence: I lose at life...
Why & how do I suck? Let me count the ways.. I'm joking (a little)
Y'know how some people describe meeting their true love: a nice yet painful pang in the heart, feeling as though you've been completed just by meeting them... Well, everyone meet my true love!:
Yes, that's right. My friggin' true love is a fruit. And I ate 'em. My true love wasn't lazy finding me, just plain couldn't move. I know what you're probably thinking: FWT?!? WIERDO!!
Well, whatever. I ate my truelove. Oh well. I can take solace that it was delicious. With love. Yes.
Okay bye bye.
PS OMGLOLBBQWTFROFL!!!1!!!!eleven!!! I want to marry this sword. :3
"http://www.swblades.com/sefomanosw.html"
I just wish I could re-find the 9 foot version