Dreams and Reasons I Can't Be Too Famous
So last "night" and by night I mean this morning..
I had a dream that in my eldest sisters' old room (when we lived in The Apartment) had contained a shrine to an elder god, also a family friend was sleeping in the bunk beds . And for some reason all the statues were of an antelope-headed god but when I activated the switch to take both of us to the prayer pulpit it turned out to be actually dedicated to a dark molester god of Toad Fertility and Wards Against Bullfrog Breast Cancer.
Who could be easily banished by turning on a very dim nightlight, or y'know.. that little light that goes on when your cell phone loses energy. THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF LIGHT BANISHES HIM. Honestly though when he announced all this we all (at this point every one I know/knew/will know showed up) started cracking up and he lost his fizzle. Quite hilarious if you were there. So then I put on the lowest light setting and he was a rather boring yet surprised looking green man who appeared to be a badly aged 30-year-old with a horrible case of hives and warts. Then I scoffed at him and woke up to a lot of annoying sound (i.e., people talking and music).
I'm not supposed to be in the media's eyes because a lot of what I'd be quoted on would start with "Fuck [inserted subject #2430] and fuck you for bringing it up. [insert long rant and lame-ass maniacal laughter]" Because I read this thing Some-"Famous"-Chick-Who-Is-Supposedly-Average-Weighted-And-Not-Stick-Thin said on Yahoo!Hot gossip about not dieting and not caring about it and being proud of being at least 10-lbs into the natural weight she should be. And I immediately thought "Fuck dieting and fuck you. I'm way cooler then you'll ever DREAM to be, um... who-EVER-the-FUCK-you-are! KAPLARH!"
Also, for someone with supposedly low self-esteem I'm way to confident.
It's funny. I'm disillusioned every time I look in the mirror or see someone roll their eyes at me (by that I mean they just glance at me.)
I personally think I am awesome INCARNATE.. then I remember, not everyone will think that way of me and that humbles my dumb ass quick. Meh.
The only reason I've even left this on public view is because I'm so confident NO ONE reads my fuckin' journal ever.
I had a dream that in my eldest sisters' old room (when we lived in The Apartment) had contained a shrine to an elder god, also a family friend was sleeping in the bunk beds . And for some reason all the statues were of an antelope-headed god but when I activated the switch to take both of us to the prayer pulpit it turned out to be actually dedicated to a dark molester god of Toad Fertility and Wards Against Bullfrog Breast Cancer.
Who could be easily banished by turning on a very dim nightlight, or y'know.. that little light that goes on when your cell phone loses energy. THE SLIGHTEST BIT OF LIGHT BANISHES HIM. Honestly though when he announced all this we all (at this point every one I know/knew/will know showed up) started cracking up and he lost his fizzle. Quite hilarious if you were there. So then I put on the lowest light setting and he was a rather boring yet surprised looking green man who appeared to be a badly aged 30-year-old with a horrible case of hives and warts. Then I scoffed at him and woke up to a lot of annoying sound (i.e., people talking and music).
I'm not supposed to be in the media's eyes because a lot of what I'd be quoted on would start with "Fuck [inserted subject #2430] and fuck you for bringing it up. [insert long rant and lame-ass maniacal laughter]" Because I read this thing Some-"Famous"-Chick-Who-Is-Supposedly-Average-Weighted-And-Not-Stick-Thin said on Yahoo!Hot gossip about not dieting and not caring about it and being proud of being at least 10-lbs into the natural weight she should be. And I immediately thought "Fuck dieting and fuck you. I'm way cooler then you'll ever DREAM to be, um... who-EVER-the-FUCK-you-are! KAPLARH!"
Also, for someone with supposedly low self-esteem I'm way to confident.
It's funny. I'm disillusioned every time I look in the mirror or see someone roll their eyes at me (by that I mean they just glance at me.)
I personally think I am awesome INCARNATE.. then I remember, not everyone will think that way of me and that humbles my dumb ass quick. Meh.
The only reason I've even left this on public view is because I'm so confident NO ONE reads my fuckin' journal ever.