I Smoke, Fuck Off.

[mijlocke]

I used to wait tables. It was a small town, thus it was a shit job. Very few people in Victoria understand the concept of tipping, much less the concept of table etiquette. Not only did the wait staff have to serve slobs, we had to pick up after they finished sloshing down watch ever vile concoction they served there

Comments

[syd_the_kid]

i hope i've never offended you in that way

great story though. ha

[mijlocke]

I don't think I could ever be that harsh with you. Just in case, never eat a fuckton of greasey food then tell me what's healthy and what's not.

[syd_the_kid]

heh..fuckton.

deal.

[mijlocke]

Yeah, fuckton. It's equal to two assloads.

And as long as we understand eachother, I doubt we will have problems.

[artofweakness]

Ok Bill Hicks.