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[mikangirl]

[Running into demons in clothing stores has taught Nami one very important thing:

...this is the best experiment ever.]

Usopp! [This is an oddly distant and cheerful voice from your navigator.] D'you still have your dial collection?  I think I need a faaa-vour! ♪♫

[Reasons for insanely happy navigators, despite being recently electrocuted, may come

Comments

[iamnotrem]

[There's a young woman poking at that new golden fountain in utter confusion.] I didn't think ice could turn into gold! How does that even...? Could it be that it wanted to turn to gold?! What am I saying? Water doesn't want things. Is it part of the experiment like when the water turned to wine?

OH CRAP! I touched it!

[iamnotrem]

Better be careful. I hear there are pirates around.

[mikangirl]

It's okay. If they take my treasure, I'll just steal it right back.

[iamnotrem]

O-oh-oh. So sneaky. I better make sure to check my pockets around you then. If you're good enough to steal from pirates! Nasty people I hear.

[mikangirl]

I think you're safe while I'm turning things to gold. It'd be kind of a giveaway if I picked your pockets. [You know. Clothes suddenly turning to gold and all.]

[iamnotrem]

That's true, right now if you tried to stick your hands in my pocket I'd have to thank you for making me rich!

[mikangirl]

And we can't have that. I'm the only rich person allowed in Luceti.

[iamnotrem]

Ah, oh well, I've always found money tends to slow me down anyway. All that gold must be heavy!

[mikangirl]

It is, like you wouldn't believe! Luckily I've got people to carry it for me.

[iamnotrem]

Oh! Well that helps. I think I'd be more interested in having lots of gold if I had someone to carry it for me. If I asked Wolfwood to do it, he'd run off with it all.

[mikangirl]

Oh? And here I thought he was a fine, upstanding priest.

[iamnotrem]

Ha! The worst priest I've ever met! Not that I've met many. He'll cheat you if you're not careful. Rob you blind that one, yup.

[mikangirl]

Sounds like my kind of priest. I'll remember that if we ever play poker together.

[iamnotrem]

Just make sure you check his sleeves for aces before you start... and after.

...I suddenly want to see Nami, Gambit and Wolfwood play poker.

[mikangirl]

[Snicker.] Oh, I don't know. He should be allowed to have one handicap.

That'd be awesome!

[iamnotrem]

That good, huh?