[Voice/Action]

[mikangirl]

[Cancer
- Your boss is plotting against you. You have to stop him. Now!
- Two words: Blunt Trauma
- Take that trip sooner rather than later.
- You will contract a previously unheard of strain of the flu.

Experiment, huh. Yeah, either she's not taking these seriously or she just doesn't give a damn. Besides, come on, that first one--]

[The Most

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[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn]

[Wait what. What!!!]

What?? Damn! How did it know what I was gonna do?! [He was thinking about scaring her with his gorilla costume at one point. =(]

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[mikangirl]

[omg you are the worst captain ever. =(]

It's a horoscope Luffy, they're kind of meant to--

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

Wait, what?

[Voice]

[gomugomunopwn]

Ooooh, so it's just one of those. I don't know what that is but that's a relief. I thought it was psychic.

[So the plan is still salvageable.]

[voice]

[bullet_dance]

N... Not me. [Blunt trauma?] What does it say?

[voice]

[mikangirl]

That I'm going to take a trip and there's blunt trauma and the flu in my future.

Business as usual, really.

[We are ignoring that first one 8|]

[voice]

[bullet_dance]

That sounds terrible! [Though her own aren't much better.] What are with these horoscopes!?

[voice]

[mikangirl]

The Malnosso are just messing with us again. [...although.] What do yours say?

[voice]

[corrinesbell]

I just figure that's always in my future. It makes things easier.

[The compulsion to atone for the sins of her past is growing, Nami. Look out.]

[voice]

[mikangirl]

[Uh oh.]

You too, huh? Must be a common thing in the lives of both pirates and ninja.

[voice]

[corrinesbell]

Yeah...or it's just me, maybe. I mean, after- [Have you ever heard the sound of someone vocally putting on the brakes?

That was it.]

Maybe I'll just stop talking until spring.

[voice]

[mikangirl]

...Sheena? You okay?

[toujoursbouton]

[She feels like she hasn't seen the ocean in a long time...and she knows it's not a real ocean. It's not home-ocean. Things aren't half as interesting. But it's good to see it.

As she emerges from the forest she sees a boat moored nearby. She goes toward it but cautiously, trodding along the warm sand and keeping well away from the water. She wants to climb on board and feel the wind pushing against her hair as if they are sailing to some unknown land to a place of adventure and danger and excitement.

The wind tugs at her hair as if inviting her but when she comes closer she finally spots the tricky Nami and freezes...but there is nowhere to hide.]

[mikangirl]

[Nami is still gazing up at those mountaintops, little Robin. Maybe she hasn't seen you and it's not too late!]

You've come a long way. How are your feet?

[...or maybe not.]

[toujoursbouton]

[Eek! She's been spotted! But she's not afraid. She's pretty brave even around this tricky woman.]

My feet are fine.

[She just kind of wandered here after all. Exploring. At her own pace.]

Is this your ship?

[mikangirl]

Hmm. Nope. This belongs to another pirate. I'm just keeping an eye on it for him.

[And...indulging in being on an ocean vessel. It's an added bonus.]

[Voice]

[ledbythewind]

No, I was fortunate enough to avoid that one. I did, however, get one that mentioned a goat...

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

A goat, huh. Should I ask?

[Voice]

[ledbythewind]

It would certainly explain the one that suddenly appeared in the yard this morning.

[Voice]

[mikangirl]

Better watch that thing. You'll find it destroying your stuff in no time flat if you're not careful.

[Or worse: NIBBLING ON THE WIRES]