.requires more meat
.inhwan, 283w, crack/fluff
A/N.i told you i'm a stan for them. here's another random drabble, i'm starting to feel like making them some real deep-shit fic. or whatever long fail i can come up with. enjoy!
On his off-camera moments where he turns into the goofhead called Woo Hyunmin, he like to ask about weird things to his bandmates, leaving them all baffled and in wonder on how to react to the questions. Especially ones that go,
“why is the sky blue?”
Or
“why does flies only live for 48 hours?”
Or even
“why does Jihwan has no butt?”
That always leave the magnae red-faced and blabbing too many alphabets with not enough coherency. Perhaps since it’s so amusing, even for the cordi-noonas, Hyunmin always teases Jihwan about it.
“See DBSK’s Junsu? See Big Bang’s Seungri? See 2NE1’s Minzy?”
It’s all fun and games until one time where they’re in a new group and a new company when the pressure of re-debuting gets too much and Jihwan finally cries and then Suhoon would step in and shushes Hyunmin away until the camera goes back on, Hyunmin became the serious persona dictated by the company and Jihwan’s face stop having the same colour as his hair. They always fixed themselves up right before the camera starts rolling. Nothing is ever caught on tape.
What is caught, however, is Injoon excitedy talking to the camera and taking every spotlight while inching closer to Jay, while the magnae just stares at him in gratitude and awe. Garam would cut in and continues Injoon’s monologue while he tends to his dongsaeng and Suhoon would silently approve of this. Hyunmin would stand sullen in the side like a punished child while Jay finally speaks in an excited tone and jumping and flailing all around.
When the camera goes off, Injoon doesn’t leave Jihwan’s side until they sleep.
Jihwan considers paying Hyunmin for his services.
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