Mocks

[mike_claw]

Its fucking stupid. People are getting all worked up about bloody exams that don't mean a sodding thing. Alright, so I can see how the Gryffindors and Slytherins might be nervous - they dont have the intellectual capacity of us Ravenclaws. And the Hufflepuffs are so stupid, they should be worried

Comments

[quoth_lisa]

This is one of those times when I doubt your intelligence, Michael.

[oirish_jigger]

I've always doubted it myself Lisa!

[mike_claw]

You. Fuck off. Now.

[oirish_jigger]

So scared Corner! So scared.

[miss_abbott]

I resent your statement about Hufflepuffs being stupid. Oh, and also, I'm not the slightest bit worried about the exam. Thanks.

[mike_claw]

You resent it?

I am sooooo sorry. Twat.

[miss_abbott]

Tisk tisk.
What a temper.

[mike_claw]

N what a patronising comment.

[pullmemax]

I shall laugh if you fail.

[mike_claw]

I shall laugh if you turn up.

[pullmemax]

Of course I will turn up. I'm not stupid enough to skip exams.

[mike_claw]

Stupid enough to skip everything else, tho.

[leora_lenox]

Let me ask you Michael, if Ravenclaws have such a superior intellectual capacity than why is that Hermione, a Gryffindor, is better?

[mike_claw]

She is not better. She trys more. Neone one with more than 2 brain cells will do well if they work and have no life.

[leora_lenox]

I see, so you are willing to just remain the same because you don't want to put in any extra effort?

[mike_claw]

Yep.

[anya_vendvmagli]

Perhaps we should claw out your eyes to test that theory.

[mike_claw]

Perhaps not.

[anya_vendvmagli]

You do not believe that you would be able to do it without eyes? Honestly if you could do it with your eyes closed then you can certainly do it without eyes.

[mike_claw]

I might want eyes later, tho.