Breaking news - sheep and poodles are not the same thing

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The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food.

She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep.

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Ah yes, more absurdity from craigslist. Today we are featuring a post from their women seeking men personals area. I really hope this shoe company compensates their advertising and marketing people above market.

chuck taylors - 25
Reply to: [redacted]@craigslist.org
Date: 2007-03-28, 10:54PM EDT

if you wear these i'll probably wanna meet you

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I was discussing abortion with some friends at dinner the other night and I learned something new. When you are discussing abortion at dinner, and someone is eating a fried egg sandwhich, pointing out that, in a sense, they are eating an abortion is not considered appropriate table manners.

I have discussed previously how annoying it is when you're behind someone in the drive thru at Burger King, or in line behind someone at Starbucks, and apparently they have never been there before and need to discuss and clarify the entire menu with the establishment's staff ( Read more... )

"And another thing, a male college graduate is an alumnus. If someone tries to tell you he's an alumni, he's the dumbest motherfucker on the whole planet" - Katie Morgan

HBO rocks.

I am thinking about going to the Wal*Mart by my house later to see if I can bring sexy back. but I wonder - what's the return policy for that sort of thing?

what if you've had sexy for a long time, can you still just bring it back? or do you need a receipt? perhaps it is the kind of thing you have to pawn?