Slip a dip dong what the hell's wrong with my dong?

[mike_patton]

Faust was on the other night and it's not as kickin' as the graphic novel. Dude sells his soul to avenge the murder of his woman. I sold my soul to the devil once. The only thing is that it was for a blowjob and it was this dame I was bagging on a regular basis. Same deal. We all have a price tag on our balls. You don't have to sell yourself to

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[philjamieson]

hell, no deals needed, up until that last paragraph i woulda blown you for free.

buy a backscratcher. it's the only thing not likely to get wasted and fuck your bestfriend. though i guess you've got to be careful about where that handle finds itself after a night on the piss.

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[mike_patton]

Damn my luck. I don't do dudes, but the shot made it all better and my willy's back to flying pretty like a flag.

I knew this groupy that would get off with anything we gave her. Beer cans. Champagne bottles. Cigars. Shoes. It was some wild shat.

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[philjamieson]

that's not the rock star way to think man. a mouth is a mouth is a mouth...

ha! so you knew my ex-girlfriend too?!

[apple_fiona]

You should really check the counter on your cock, Mike. This bitch ain't dirty.

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[mike_patton]

Listen. You're probably going through all these feelings right now. Embarrassment. Sadness. Confusion. It's all normal. I got the shot and my cock will be fine in a few days. I'll give you my doc's number and you get the shot, too. You're the last one I've fucked and the only one I've popped without a cover in ages.

[g_gershon]

I have no idea what to say, so here's a little more idle idol worship.

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[mike_patton]

I like the worshipping. I'll worship you back.

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[g_gershon]

We really should find something better to do while we're on our knees.

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[mike_patton]

I've got this list. I'll show it to you sometime.

[lucy__liu]

Fake incarnation popping up here only to say:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Now, I'll release you to talk to the legitimate me.

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[mike_patton]

I got the thumbs up? Fuckin' A right!

Come back- you owe me a Pepsi and Inga never showed up. No welching on a deal, Liu.

Maybe the new you will give me some play. Probably not. It never hurts to ask.

[karenelson]

floor seats at a really good live show. amazing photography. finding a song that perfectly flatters my voice. slow dancing. those are my answers to the question in your third paragraph. i'll scratch your back for a small fee but you can keep that other itch to yourself.