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mike_patton

What happens when I push this button?

Jan 19, 2004 11:00

What's wrong with kids today? They stopped shooting each other over jock rot and are all hopped up on cold medicine now. You don't even have the flu, you little cocksuckers. If anyone tries to push their damn Advil Cold & Sinus on me, I'll tell you what I'm going to do: I'm going to blow smoke in their face and steal their Huffy. Do kids even ride ( Read more... )

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lucy__liu January 19 2004, 21:44:06 UTC

I can't believe you'd have a journal, but what else can be expected from Cholo Charlie?

Here is a bribe if you can tell me where I can get my hands on Peeping Tom. Did you release it and I was just not aware?

mike_patton January 19 2004, 22:05:22 UTC

You can't believe it. I can't believe it. Nobody believes it. Ok, so what's the charge on the iconage, pretty lady?

If I told you, you'd tell your friends.. they'd tell their friends. I wouldn't get any sleep with you wacky kids rapping on my door all night. I'll slip you something for your trouble, sure thing. You're my first comment and I make out like a bandit. Thanks.

g_gershon January 20 2004, 01:19:04 UTC

Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By is one of my favorite discs, ever. It's really fucking cool to see you here and you best stick around.

mike_patton January 20 2004, 12:22:54 UTC

It's a public service to help the brother without swing get a little pussy. I'm blushing, really, I am. I love your films and your lips. I've stapled myself to the computer, so you ain't getting rid of me.

g_gershon January 20 2004, 12:28:53 UTC

As a sister with no problems getting pussy, I wouldn't know. But part of me (you can imagine which part) is sure they're grateful for all the help.

My lips would love you right back, I'm sure.

gidget_gein January 20 2004, 08:18:43 UTC

Beat 'em down, Patton. I'll guard the door but I'm not riding on the handle bars on the way home this time.

I mean hello, I think I remember you.

mike_patton January 20 2004, 12:24:54 UTC

I'm laying down the smack on their asses and they love it. Get your buttery ass on the bike and don't make me slap you. I'll ride the bars next time.

Hey, you look familiar.

gidget_gein January 22 2004, 03:18:09 UTC

Buttery ass. Christ, that was wrong and harmful.

You do? Goddamned sugar pill rohypnol dud pack.