Here's all the hits that'll keep your toes tap-tap-tapping.

[mike_patton]

I was checking out random journals, link surfing and being a nosey fuckwad- nothing new there- and I figured something out. There are some stupid mutha fuckas around these here parts, buckaroos. What's with all this asterisk shit

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[g_gershon]

Let's play a game. You can guess which line of that update I'm picturing the most.

[mike_patton]

Is it the ping pong paddles and sexual favors? Let me guess- Gein dressed up for The Good Ship Lollipop on my lap? Prize?

[g_gershon]

Initially it was Gein on your lap with a lollypop. Then somehow I involved myself in the picture and Shirley Temple suddenly wasn't part of it anymore. Funny, that.

[mike_patton]

I want to spend a day or two in your mind. You're so dirty that it makes me smile.

[lucy__liu]

I'm only laughing because I was listening to "Suffer in Silence" earlier.

I'm going to apply your "There's no set date, because I haven't finished it yet. Whatever you find on the internet, they're all red herrings." answer to my "When the hell is Peeping Tom going to be released?!" question. I have a few tracks from the demo (Number five being my favorite), and am really looking forward to hearing the finished product whenever you complete it.

[mike_patton]

Right album, wrong song. Unicorn. 86 the hombre and run away with me to the local disco for a little bump and grind. Favorite VNV Nation?

I throw time into it whenever I'm not busy taunting Anthony Kiedis or learning how to do grinders on my BMX. What you have wasn't bad, but it's nothing from what we're doing now. We leaked a bunch of shit to throw everyone off. You're top on the list when I finish it, but you still get the prize for guessing right and I'll even through in the consolation prize.

If you name 3 creative uses for Crisco, you can come over to watch me shower later.

[lucy__liu]

Oh I couldn't do that; I happen to like my hombre and in fact, I think he probably hung the stars just for me. Where were you, say, a month ago?

There can be only one VNV and that's "Praise the Fallen."

If those tracks I have are throwaways, then I'm really looking forward to hearing what you have. Keep me at the top of that list, Patton, or I'll rage.

[mike_patton]

I think I was passed out on someone's couch with this reoccuring nightmare of Larry Drake trying to represent me in court. I might've been standing in line at the DMV. Stars shmars. It's harder to hang drywall.

Sweet. What about Kingdom or Epicentre? Next question: Wumpscut, Covenant and Neuroactive fuck and have a bastard child- what do they call the offspring? This is a test.

You can go ahead and rage. I've got the Orville Reddenbacher ready.

[aaronzilch]

Well guess what someone attempted "suicide" on their journal. Sorry but it was fucking funny,because I read your post right before I read theirs. They went through the entire thing too

*Cuts my wrists and bleeds wishing blah blah blah*

[mike_patton]

Did they lick the blood off their mouse? So Goth. Kids today. Show me, so I might laugh in asterisks.

The blah blah blah was the money shot.

[aaronzilch]

Yah know maybe I should copy and paste the whole thing.

Youre a fucking riot.

[mike_patton]

Paste away. I need a laugh.

You won't be laughing when you get the bill for my services. Papa needs a new BMX.

[mike_patton]

Set dates make me think of deadlines and deadlines make me think no. Thanks and all that happy shit.

[mistress_gen]

He needs the cash. Crisco. Fisting. Its shake and bake and I helped.

[mike_patton]

He can come clean my toilet for $20. I like Shake & Bake chicken. You won the grand prize. Fisting scares me.

[mistress_gen]

Enough shake and bake chicken and I can see why youd pay $20 for the toilet. Your in the majority. Childbirth scares me so I guess that makes us even.