Comments | mike_smith: Just a Test

mike_smith

Just a Test

Aug 19, 2006 21:59

Wow, three weeks in and I'm up to Chapter Five already. I guess reading that other crappy book last year has quadrupled my strength! Wah-hah-hah. Ha! Not only that, but I feel an increase in my speed... and ah-geelittee. Sorry, inside joke there ( Read more... )

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tekalynn August 20 2006, 03:29:50 UTC

Prepare yourself for way way way WAY more thrilling Cat and Rat action. Just sayin'.

mike_smith August 20 2006, 04:01:36 UTC

I've armed with a full compliment of NEDM sites, so we'll just have to hope it's enough.

tropical_madnes August 20 2006, 03:32:28 UTC

1.) So you're comparing yourself to Batman?

2.) you forgot Sparklypoo

mike_smith August 20 2006, 04:00:48 UTC

No, I'm saying Batman can't be sorted. I just don't wanna.

Although Batman probably would fit right into Sparklypoo. I forgot about those guys.

mindset August 20 2006, 05:34:37 UTC

Batman isn't a Mary Sue, he's Batman! Are you retarded or something?

sistermagpie August 20 2006, 04:11:12 UTC

What pisses me off about Draco is that if anyone actually said something like this to him, he'd fold in two seconds, but no one ever does.

To be fair, sometimes people do talk back to him and he does fold. Unfortunately the things they say to him are just as lame as what he says to them. It's kind of like listening people forced to insult each other in a language that's not their mother tongue, so they're very limited as to what they can actually find to say. Then the narrator tells us who won that round.

grapefruitzzz August 20 2006, 18:48:32 UTC

Harry gets in a good crack about his mother in GOF, to be fair. Then Draco says something about Hermione's underpants but I can't remember the details.

mike_smith August 20 2006, 23:26:38 UTC

But did Harry follow up with the "cup each other's balls" crack? See, you have to follow through. That's why insult comics never shut up. Don't let anyone get a word in.

grapefruitzzz August 30 2006, 19:11:04 UTC

Harry only gets in one really good line in the whole series, which is why he relies on inapprorpiate levels o violence. He's the Ade to Draco's Rick, as it were.

jim_smith August 20 2006, 04:59:06 UTC

Wah-hah-hah. Ha! Not only that, but I feel an increase in my speed... and ah-geelittee. Sorry, inside joke there.

Good hustle there, Smitty.

Mascot: Two lions, a swan, a crab, and a couple of fairies.

Yeah! Beat that, you sons of bitches!

Also, he's wearing this cool belt buckle with a lightning bolt insignia on it. They should have been selling that at Lumos, because I'd totally get like three of those.

One of these hypothetical belt buckles had better theoretically be for me, you speculative dillhole.

mike_smith August 20 2006, 15:03:09 UTC

What, so we can be gaymosexuals who wear matching hypotethetical belts? No way, buddy. You go to your own imaginary Harry Potter convention and potentially buy your own. In theory.

jim_smith August 20 2006, 16:46:39 UTC

What, so we can be gaymosexuals who wear matching hypotethetical belts?

No, so I can wear mine and use yours to beat you to death, kthx.

trishalynn August 31 2006, 12:03:15 UTC

What, so we can be gaymosexuals

You do not want to know where my mind went. I am a bad person.

On a tangent, so if you don't like the way F&G act, how should twins behave?

gillikin August 20 2006, 05:05:48 UTC

Sir,

Thank you, from the bottom of my blackened, sarcasm-riddled heart.

Also, Foodcart Witch/Hogwarts Express Engineer is my new OTP. Right after Hogwarts/The Squid.