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[mike_the_kike]

im hornyyy...
who's down?

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[kingofdorfs]

calen

[mike_the_kike]

jason..why arent you? that hurts dude, that hurts a lot. :(

[mike_the_kike]

in fact sometimes thats not rigtht to do...some times you've gotta make sweeet love, and fuckin giver her some smooches too. sometimes you've got to sqeeeze, sometimes you gotta say please, sometimes you gotta say HEY, im gonna fuck you..softly. im gonna screw you gently, im gonna hump you, sweetly, im gonna ball you discreeeettlyyyyyy, and then you said hey i brought you flowers, but then you said wait a minute sallyyyyy, i think i've got something in my teeth can yoyu get it out for me..now thats fucking TEAMMWORKKK...............

[mike_the_kike]

whats your favorite posish? thats cool with me its not my favorite but i'll do it for you. whats your favorite dish? im not gonna cook it but i'll order it from ZANZABARRRR! and then im gonna loooove you completely, and then i'll fuckin fuck you discretely, and then fucking bonee you completely...but THEN....im gonna FUUUUUCCKKKKKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU HHHHAAAA AA AAAA ARRRRDDDDD.... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD.

[partyxxxanimal]

me

[mike_the_kike]

wtf, im going out with my left one, they arent gonna be happy with eachother.

[_mmk]

me first. :-P